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Jeff Bezos and Fiancé Lauren Sánchez Have Sent Out Wedding Invitations
Posted on 3/23/25 at 12:51 pm
Posted on 3/23/25 at 12:51 pm
Hope to receive mine in the mail shortly.
Chill with the Jigsaw Mask Plastic Surgery and Chiclet Veneers Lauren
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LEX LUTHOR is getting hitched
If she'd maintained her looks and just took care of her skin, avoided heavy drinking and drugs, and stayed away from PS, she would have been almost as hot as Salma Hayek.
SALMA is 3 years older than Lauren mind you
Chill with the Jigsaw Mask Plastic Surgery and Chiclet Veneers Lauren
LEX LUTHOR is getting hitched
If she'd maintained her looks and just took care of her skin, avoided heavy drinking and drugs, and stayed away from PS, she would have been almost as hot as Salma Hayek.
SALMA is 3 years older than Lauren mind you
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Posted on 3/23/25 at 12:53 pm to Parasyte
Holy crap 
Posted on 3/23/25 at 12:53 pm to Parasyte
Are you sure? I haven't gotten mine.
Posted on 3/23/25 at 12:54 pm to Parasyte
There won’t be any other billionaires lined up to marry her, although Elon would certainly fertilize her garden for posterity.
Posted on 3/23/25 at 12:54 pm to Parasyte
I was hoping to see a pic of the invitation.
Posted on 3/23/25 at 12:55 pm to Parasyte
The previous wife was so much prettier
Posted on 3/23/25 at 12:55 pm to ljhog
I just took a picture of my invitation, but I don’t know how to post pictures on here.
Posted on 3/23/25 at 1:00 pm to Parasyte
Why do women do that to their faces???
Posted on 3/23/25 at 1:03 pm to ljhog
quote:
Are you sure? I haven't gotten mine.
Prime members will be delivered via usps
Posted on 3/23/25 at 1:05 pm to kywildcatfanone
quote:In that case they'll be divorced before we get the invitations
Prime members will be delivered via usps
Posted on 3/23/25 at 1:07 pm to Parasyte
Blows my mind these dudes keep getting married worth as much as they are
even more when they marry women like that
even more when they marry women like that
Posted on 3/23/25 at 1:07 pm to Parasyte
quote:
If she'd maintained her looks and just took care of her skin, avoided heavy drinking and drugs, and stayed away from PS, she would have been almost as hot as Salma Hayek.
Ehhhhhh
Posted on 3/23/25 at 1:08 pm to dukke v
quote:
Why do women do that to their faces???
Why does a guy with Bezos' bank account tie himself to a broad that has done that to her face?
Posted on 3/23/25 at 1:09 pm to Parasyte
Yikes!
Posted on 3/23/25 at 1:10 pm to BuckyCheese
Well of course… he is rich as can be. Never said he was smart.
Posted on 3/23/25 at 1:25 pm to Parasyte
That’s the best he can do? Doubtful. There are plant baws walking around St. Amant with wives way hotter than this mess.
Posted on 3/23/25 at 2:12 pm to Ghost of Colby
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I just took a picture of my invitation, but I don’t know how to post pictures on here.
My wife buys a bunch of stuff on Amazon but I cannot imagine how much shite your wife ordered to get a wedding invitation. Might want to rein that in.
Posted on 3/23/25 at 2:17 pm to Parasyte
IWNHI
She prolly smells too Musky
She prolly smells too Musky
Posted on 3/23/25 at 2:23 pm to TigersSEC2010
quote:For once, this statement is true.
There are plant baws walking around St. Amant with wives way hotter than this mess.
Posted on 3/23/25 at 2:26 pm to soccerfüt
Nine days and counting for a letter to go from East Tennessee to NOLA. No wonder our invitations are vacationing somewhere in the system.
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