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re: Jeff Bezos and Fiancé Lauren Sánchez Have Sent Out Wedding Invitations

Posted on 3/23/25 at 2:26 pm to
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33527 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 2:26 pm to
She’s going down the Megan Fox plastic surgery road of doom, went from beautiful to cute
This post was edited on 3/23/25 at 2:27 pm
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77270 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 2:28 pm to
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went from beautiful to cute
You would call that extraterrestrial in the OP “cute”?
Posted by RockinDood
Member since Aug 2020
1107 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 3:42 pm to




Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109287 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 3:47 pm to
I had to decline my invitation. I'm playing golf with President Trump that day.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12722 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 3:51 pm to
I will gladly decline my invitation in lieu of a lifetime Amazon Prime Subscription.
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
10895 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 4:07 pm to
All that money and he's going to hitch to one woman.

That woman, in particular.

If I had a billions of dollars I think I could get 2 chicks at the same time, man. The kind that'll double up on a dude like me, anyway.

Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
80391 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 4:08 pm to
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She’s going down the Megan Fox plastic surgery road of doom

This Cat Lady looking bitch ain't on the same planet as even surgery botched Megan Fox.
Posted by Cannon
Shreveport
Member since May 2015
1939 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 5:30 pm to
How, as a zillionare, can you settle for something like that. Ain't know way that mangled meat curtain cock pocket is good enough to say "yep, I'm gonna marry this broad. I mean, I remember getting a bj from an ex of mine. And as I'm choking her out, I decide I'm going to go ahead and get her that $500 necklace. But my god, I wouldn't have married her and ended up giving her half of my fortune 3 years later. Incredibly really.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
12218 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 6:20 pm to
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Why do women do that to their faces???


The plastic surgeon who keeps doing this should lose his license. Look at Priscilla Presley she looks like her whole face has been injected with silicon and collagen
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20103 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 7:17 pm to
Every billionaire over 45 that’s wife ends up pregnant gets tested to see if it’s Elons.
Posted by bengalman
In da Country
Member since Feb 2007
4136 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 7:27 pm to
Joker face
Posted by Red Stick Tigress
Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2005
20839 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 7:29 pm to
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Fiancé


The French say that a female fiancée has 2 Es not one.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47810 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 7:35 pm to
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Why does a guy with Bezos' bank account tie himself to a broad that has done that to her face?


She prob sucked his dick in a way it’s never been sucked before
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15199 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 7:46 pm to
She’s counting down the day until he dies from cardiac arrest during humoing.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53541 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 8:07 pm to
She looks like the Joker from Batman.
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
7803 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 8:09 pm to
Jeff Bezos may be smart and wealthy, but he is one dumb motherfricker
Posted by Friendly Satan
Member since Nov 2024
1648 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 8:57 pm to
Lauren is hideous

IWNOTHI
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216475 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 8:58 pm to
You seen Madonna lately???
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
5212 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 9:11 pm to
Her face is busted AF
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