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Jamie Dimon, CEO of JP Morgan, is done with work from home and lazy employees

Posted on 2/13/25 at 11:12 pm
Posted by rickgrimes
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Posted on 2/13/25 at 11:12 pm
This post was edited on 2/13/25 at 11:13 pm
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 2/13/25 at 11:14 pm to
Their stock is up 101% over the last 5 years. Those lazy fricking employees!
Posted by rickgrimes
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 2/13/25 at 11:16 pm to
That's lower than the Nasdaq or even fricking Walmart stock in the same period. I'm not sure that's a good argument.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66124 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 11:23 pm to
The Germans don't play with stuff like this.

Oh, wait......
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 2/13/25 at 11:25 pm to
quote:

Dimon
a girl's best friend
Posted by John Barron
The Mar-a-Lago Club
Member since Sep 2024
13460 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 11:49 pm to
Hell Yeah! Jamie Dimon gets it. WFH is the biggest Fraud in human history. Get your arse back in the cubicle
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
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Posted on 2/13/25 at 11:56 pm to
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Is done with work from home



quote:

and lazy employees



Two different things .



In my experience the laziest employees are generally the ones sitting in their office at work or in a cube who enjoy dealing with office politics and commuting and water cooler bs.. usually they dont have much of a life outside of work .


Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
40727 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 12:09 am to
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fricking Walmart stock in the same period. I'm not sure that's a good argument.


True, 5 years ago we were in a pandemic so it's an anomoluys comparison. But Walmart has a lot of people still working from home.
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
14401 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 12:20 am to
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or even fricking Walmart stock
Investing in WMT has helped pay off my student loans. I flipped a ton of Wendy's stock at $20 to Walmart when it was at $60 after the split and it has surged to $105. Hooray capitalism!
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53227 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 12:34 am to
He sounds whiny and just wants fewer employees doing more work and working longer hours.
This post was edited on 2/14/25 at 12:36 am
Posted by tylercsbn9
Cypress, TX
Member since Feb 2004
66180 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 12:39 am to
People did all that shite he was complaining about at the beginning in the office too
This post was edited on 2/14/25 at 12:42 am
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
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Posted on 2/14/25 at 3:35 am to
Shouldn't he be fired if things are this bad?
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
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Posted on 2/14/25 at 3:54 am to
This is all just a bunch of gaslighting so their real estate investments in office spaces don’t fold.

For Chase’s corporate properties and the properties their clients pay interest on to them.

I’ve done more effective work remotely than I ever could in an office. In my last job, I quit going to the office because I had a larger work load than my coworkers and was tired of seeing them slack while I was under a stack of projects.

There’s downtime of any task blue collar or white collar regardless of being in a job site, office or your house.
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
25217 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 4:11 am to
WFH is very overrated
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 2/14/25 at 4:16 am to
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But Walmart has a lot of people still working from home.


Walmart has used the WFH model for their store employees for years from what I can tell. All that real estate for like 6 total workers at any given time.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
43226 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 4:40 am to
Mr. Dimon salary last year was $39 million. The people he is complaining about make between 10- 800 times less than him. None of them have ever spent $500 for a breakfast, where two people discussed JPM stock price and called it working.

None of them ever picked up the check for 3 others, and themselves, to have lunch, for $2500. They did discuss how different board members were going to vote on something, so that was a working lunch.

He asks Helga and Sven where they bank at during his massage. Work time again.

His every activity has something about work mentioned or a phone call made, so even time spent on his yacht is working. Of course this a-hole "works" harder than everyone.

How many tax dollars has JPM gone through during his tenure?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130169 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 4:51 am to
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Two different things .


Yes they are. It takes discipline to work from home. I suspect most people who are doing it, don't really have it. We fired a long time employee last year because we found out he was spending most of the work day in his pool.
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
14340 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 5:15 am to
Works good for some folks. But hey, when all my shite is at the office and I get an email in the evening, instead of walking to my computer and getting things done, it’ll just have to wait.
Oh yeah, that commute time in the morning and evening when if at home I could get stuff done, that’s gone to.
Fine with me, I’ll work less going back to the office full time.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8701 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 5:33 am to
Pre-Covid I was working on Hybrid plans for our Enterprise. Part of that was observing people in the office. I noticed a high instance of low performers preventing high performers from working. Simply from the desire to stand at the office of the high performers and talk for extremely long periods of time. If it were measurable, I think you’d find the low performers aren’t great no matter where you are. And the high performers probably get more done when they’re away from the low performers.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23491 posts
Posted on 2/14/25 at 5:37 am to
"Old School" thinks everyone should get up at 5 am, put on a three piece suit with a tie and commute an hour to sit in a cubical and do the same thing they could do at home in shorts.


It's time to retire POPs
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