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Is this a case of false advertising?

Posted on 8/16/26 at 9:07 pm
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
10936 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 9:07 pm
Not sure if NSFW. I don't see anything crazy but I understand others might.


Single me would be so pissed when we got back to my place.
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21977 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 9:10 pm to
Thats quite the shape.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
133355 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 9:10 pm to
You could tell she was gross before
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
57005 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 9:30 pm to
I've got to go walk my dog, I'll text you.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20608 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 9:39 pm to
Something similar happened to me one time. Walked up to the corner of the bar to get a beer and end up chatting with this girl. Super cute and big old knockers. She was Greek and hot. We chatted for 30 mins or so and they announced last call. Neither of us had moved from our spot since we started talking.

I said "let's get out of here" and she said great and stood up. Her arse when she came out of that barstool and around the corner was completely, completely out of proportion to her top half. I was stunned. It was like two different people top and bottom. We hit Waffle House and I made some excuse and got the hell out of there.
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3890 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 9:42 pm to
I mean, she's pretty and you can tell she's a bigger girl in the left picture, but I'd be very disappointed if the right picture is what I saw when it all came off. There are different versions of naked big and that's not one of the palatable ones.
This post was edited on 8/16/26 at 9:47 pm
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7823 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 9:47 pm to
I’m probably not deterred.

I feel like once you agree to get naked with someone in polite society it’s a verbal contract to finish the ordeal.

You don’t have to get married or even date them but it’s rude to bounce just because naked isn’t what you hoped.

Might make me slightly more cautious in the future but I would also tip my cap to her doing the most with what she had (I would also assume this was the result from losing a lot of weight - which I can respect).
Posted by OWLFAN86
Arrogant Dickweed
Member since Jun 2004
199007 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 9:49 pm to
jesus christ
Posted by Onyx Aggie
Foothills of the Smokies
Member since Sep 2012
3218 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

Her arse when she came out of that barstool and around the corner was completely, completely out of proportion to her top half. I was stunned. It was like two different people top and bottom.
That is such a weird body type. I had an aunt by marriage like that. From the waist up, she was an attractive, normally proportioned woman. Move down and her hips stepped out so much you could use either side like a shelf and set your cup there. Her thighs were like tree trunks and she had crazy cankles. It was disturbing and always weirded me out when I was a kid.
Posted by PGAOLDBAWNevahBroke
Member since Oct 2025
835 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 10:18 pm to
Nope
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
81123 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 10:18 pm to
She is definitely in shape.







Not sure what shape.
Posted by 3D
NJ
Member since Sep 2013
1581 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 10:26 pm to
you gots to see it thru, my boy
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41995 posts
Posted on 8/16/26 at 10:31 pm to
First pic has high waist panel type jeans. Can tell she’s bigger

Also soanx could add to this

But no way you can look at first pic and think she’s skinny
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
3657 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 12:31 am to
Good grief ... did she just have twins or something?
Posted by weaveballs1
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
3456 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 1:32 am to
The replies in that tweet

Posted by P0SEIDON
Member since Apr 2014
420 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 3:15 am to
quote:

I’m probably not deterred. I feel like once you agree to get naked with someone in polite society it’s a verbal contract to finish the ordeal.

quote:

Garfield

Bubba, if you haven’t been #metooed, or put on a list somewhere, it’s coming.
This post was edited on 8/17/26 at 3:19 am
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12965 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 6:26 am to
Also works the same with makeup.

A ton of makeup? You can bet she is a dog when it’s off.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
36698 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 6:28 am to
quote:

I’m probably not deterred.

I feel like once you agree to get naked with someone in polite society it’s a verbal contract to finish the ordeal.

You don’t have to get married or even date them but it’s rude to bounce just because naked isn’t what you hoped.

Might make me slightly more cautious in the future but I would also tip my cap to her doing the most with what she had (I would also assume this was the result from losing a lot of weight - which I can respect).


All of this. Plus, women like her typically enthusiasticly suck dick like their life depends on it.
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
6359 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 6:43 am to
Women like this is why they created doggy style
Posted by AaronDeTiger
baton rouge
Member since Jun 2014
2598 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 7:08 am to
That's called a bell pepper. Shaped like squash eating hamburger helper.

This post was edited on 8/17/26 at 7:11 am
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