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Is spreading chicken shite in a park too extreme to make people stay home?

Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:40 am
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:40 am
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Swedish city is spreading a tonne of chicken manure in a park to discourage people from gathering for a festival.

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Philip Sandberg said a tonne of manure would be spread on the ground to put a dampener on anyone thinking of turning up for Thursday's event.
Writing on Facebook, he said: "Sitting at Valborg in a park that stinks of chicken manure and where it makes noise with leaf blowing and other things is not a pleasant experience.


"On the other hand, it is good for the lawn, as chicken manure contains a lot of phosphorus and nitrogen, so that we have a really nice city park for the summer season."

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Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11676 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:42 am to
Personally, I think it is a chicken shite thing to do.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
91121 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:43 am to
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to discourage people from gathering for a festival.


Ummm, wouldn't the more sensible thing to do be canceling the festival?
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19221 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:43 am to
quote:


"On the other hand, it is good for the lawn, as chicken manure contains a lot of phosphorus and nitrogen, so that we have a really nice city park for the summer season."

Win - win
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139231 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:43 am to
This doesn't make sense. I though Sweden has been doing the herd immunity approach
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
3085 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:43 am to
Swedish parks are shitty.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139231 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:46 am to
Probably won't deter the third world Muslim savages. They're used to the smell.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:47 am to
quote:

so that we have a really nice city park for the next summer season."
Posted by tigeralum06
Member since Oct 2007
2924 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 12:40 pm to
So like jazzfest after a big rain.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26451 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 12:43 pm to
You’re like a week late bruh
Posted by notbilly
alter
Member since Sep 2015
7244 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

Is spreading chicken shite in a park too extreme to make people stay home?

Let's see.
quote:

Swedish city is spreading a tonne of chicken manure in a park


I was told they were handling things the right way so I guess it's ok
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 12:53 pm to
It will make the grass grow.
I use it in my vegetable garden all the time.
This post was edited on 5/7/20 at 6:09 pm
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143787 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 12:54 pm to
As long as they don’t try to make chicken salad out of it they’ll be ok
Posted by TheWiz
Third World, LA
Member since Aug 2007
11893 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Swedish parks are shitty.


Yeah, um, no they're not. Apparently you've never been to Frogner Park in Oslo or any major park in the region.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70474 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 12:58 pm to
let's see.....

stop potential covid19 transmission by spreading SALMONELLA everywhere.

sound logic
Posted by oliveandblue
Member since Nov 2014
1761 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 12:59 pm to
Oslo is in Norway. Norway is very different from Sweden despite being Nordic and having a ton of intertwined history.

With that said, your point holds value.
This post was edited on 5/7/20 at 1:00 pm
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87748 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:00 pm to
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Yeah, um, no they're not. Apparently you've never been to Frogner Park in Oslo or any major park in the region.



50% chance you didn't pick up on his shitty pun

50% chance you did and just wanted to tell everyone you know about parks in Sweden, you big international traveler you
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
4563 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:01 pm to
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Ummm, wouldn't the more sensible thing to do be canceling the festival?
Oh, hey, LaToya! I didn't know you posted here!
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
79861 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:01 pm to
If you don't go to the festival because of this, is it because you are too chicken shite or not chicken shite enough?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76784 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:02 pm to
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