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Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:56 pm to SG_Geaux
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I love sex.
Srsly?
Do you love misinterpreting facetiousness?
Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:57 pm to SG_Geaux
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I hate the way Hollywood glamorizes sex so much. The truth is it's a tedious necessity of adult life that no one really enjoys.
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Maybe in your sad pathetic existence. I love sex.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:58 pm to Hawkeye95
Dude, just when I'm convinced that I've "aged out" of the OT, a kindred spirit pops up.
I agree with everything you said, and I can say honestly that no 23 yr old piece of arse is worth my peace of mind.
Monogamous since '02, so you're ahead of me a bit...but it's been many years since the idea of screwing someone else became gross.
Oh, and:
Good thing you passed on it.
All I would've heard was Admiral Akbar screaming in my ear the whole time...
I agree with everything you said, and I can say honestly that no 23 yr old piece of arse is worth my peace of mind.
Monogamous since '02, so you're ahead of me a bit...but it's been many years since the idea of screwing someone else became gross.
Oh, and:
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I might have been more tempted if she wasn't one of my wife's best friends.
Good thing you passed on it.
All I would've heard was Admiral Akbar screaming in my ear the whole time...
Posted on 8/18/15 at 3:00 pm to SlowFlowPro
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Is Perfect Sex Possible?
Bo, but even the worse sex I ever had was just downright spectacular.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 3:02 pm to poochie
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Do people actually not get off/get your woman off during sex?
What's the point?
If you want to be in a committed relationship, sometimes you have to be willing to put aside your selfish interests and ensure your partner's satisfaction. It's something that women have done for years.
Sometimes I'm fricking tired and I don't feel like getting after it for such an extended period of time.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 3:02 pm to SG_Geaux
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I love sex.
People who say this are just trying to sound cool. Sex is gross and exhausting and you all know it.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 3:03 pm to Jcorye1
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I've done it before, and will do it again. Sometimes the baggage that comes with it isn't worth it. Also, sex just for sex's sake doesn't really satisfy me.
Oh for frick's sake. I'm out. This is downright sad.
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If you want to be in a committed relationship, sometimes you have to be willing to WORK TO NOT GET CAUGHT and ensure your partner's satisfaction. It's something that women have done for years.
This post was edited on 8/18/15 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 8/18/15 at 3:03 pm to LucasP
Posted on 8/18/15 at 3:04 pm to cajunangelle
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Some women, if you know them, can't fake it. A certain contracting and warmth.
Preach, Brother.
Plus, there is usually a particular back arch or convulsion you can look for.
If your only cues are auditory, then you are probably witnessing a mere acting job.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 3:04 pm to BRgetthenet
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Sometimes I fake it.
Like if it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep.
One of the GOAT lines of the show.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 3:05 pm to LucasP
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People who say this are just trying to sound cool. Sex is gross and exhausting and you all know it.
But it feels so damn good.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 3:09 pm to SlowFlowPro
We have Hollywood sex nearly every time. It's worth putting up with a lot of bullshite from each other.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 3:15 pm to Evil Little Thing
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We have Hollywood sex nearly every time
Is Hollywood sex like where I frick a girl and tell her she did great. Then never call her back and ultimately give the job to a younger hotter looking girl?
Posted on 8/18/15 at 3:18 pm to SlowFlowPro
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Is Perfect Sex Possible?
Yes
Posted on 8/18/15 at 3:18 pm to SidewalkDawg
Hollywood sex is when you do it in front of a mirror but you only look at yourself. And kinda think about how much plastic surgery you need.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 3:18 pm to SidewalkDawg
Haha. frick. I meant perfect sex. Derp.
What's the female version of that? Me sitting around, wondering why he hasn't called?
What's the female version of that? Me sitting around, wondering why he hasn't called?
Posted on 8/18/15 at 3:29 pm to LucasP
The problem with sex is that it's work. It takes an investment of time and effort. Honestly it's much easier to eat something or go to sleep.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 4:08 pm to ForeverLSU02
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Yeah I refuse to let it rip until she goes
Unless she says, "let's just do you tonight"
Been with women on both sides of the spectrum, some get off pretty easily, others not so much.
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