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Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:15 pm to SlowFlowPro
"Having sex is like math homework. I do it best when I'm alone in my bed"
- Bo Burnham
- Bo Burnham
Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:15 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
Is Perfect Sex Possible?
You mean like at the truckstop?
Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:16 pm to QuiteTheConundrum
quote:dude,what in the frick?
Put a Les Miles cutout in the corner that you can look at while you get at it ?
sex is like pizza...even when it's not great,it's still good.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:17 pm to HempHead
quote:
Women can have orgasms?
Yeah, the history channel is doing a special about it right after the ancient aliens show and before the latest sasquatch hunt.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:18 pm to SlowFlowPro
I aint reading all this shite. I'll go with whatever Paige says.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:19 pm to SlowFlowPro
Sex would be perfect for me if I didn't have to do it with my wife.
I prefer a hot supermodel
I prefer a hot supermodel
Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:19 pm to bigrob385series
Yep. And it's good well past the "sell by" date.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:20 pm to Count Chocula
Perfect sex is called sex. It's only imperfect when the wife says "not right now hun," and I've already eaten my vitamin V 
This post was edited on 8/18/15 at 2:23 pm
Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:23 pm to Croacka
quote:
Posted by Croacka on 8/18/15 at 2:14 pm to HempHead It's just pee
If she peed she's pleased.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:23 pm to Hawkeye95
quote:
I haven't had sex with a different woman since 1993
That is what hell must be like.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:23 pm to SlowFlowPro
yes.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:26 pm to HempHead
quote:
Women can have orgasms? This is news to me!
Only if you give them Spanish Fly.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:27 pm to ConfusedHawgInMO
A good back scratch is better than bad sex...
Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:27 pm to SlowFlowPro
Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:27 pm to Hawkeye95
Paraphrasing Hawkeye95:
wtf? 50%? We must be having hollywood sex, cause I would say we both orgasm 80% of the time. And one of us orgasms 99%+ of the time (usually me).
wtf? 50%? We must be having hollywood sex, cause I would say we both orgasm 80% of the time. And one of us orgasms 99%+ of the time (usually me).
Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:29 pm to I Love Bama
quote:
That is what hell must be like.
I am strangely ok with it. Monogamy has its perks.
I have had 3 opportunities where woman I know wanted to have sex with me, i.e. they said so. And probably another 6-8 where I think I could have. Yet, I pursued none of these.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:31 pm to Hawkeye95
quote:
frick boys, foreplay. get her worked up enough and she will orgasm after 30 seconds. Or mine does. I haven't had sex with a different woman since 1993.
I think we like different kinds of foreplay. Or my concept of comma usage is better. One of those two for sure...
This post was edited on 8/18/15 at 2:32 pm
Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:33 pm to Hawkeye95
quote:
I am strangely ok with it. Monogamy has its perks.
I have had 3 opportunities where woman I know wanted to have sex with me, i.e. they said so. And probably another 6-8 where I think I could have. Yet, I pursued none of these.
I didn't get to that point until I quit drinking. It's not the same sober.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 2:33 pm to Hawkeye95
quote:
Yet, I pursued none of these.
I hope to have that level of self control one day.
Serious question, if they were 23 years old and hot as shite, could you have said no then?
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