Is farting in the kitchen allowed in your house?

Don't fart when people are eating. Pretty much should be a universal rule.

On the rare occasion as a joke. But kinda trashy to be blowing arse air all over the food area all the time.

Farting is a human right, so what do you think?

Allowed? It’s my fricking house. I will fart where ever I want.

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My wife is almost 1.5 years out from covid and still has 0 smell. I can pass gas whenever and wherever I please

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Does she do the same thing to you?

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My wife

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I smell that you don’t know the rules in this room.

Pics of her, por favor.

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Don't fart when people are eating. Pretty much should be a universal rule.

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Some corollaries are:

Don’t fart in an elevator.

Don’t fart in a car with women. (If it’s just Baws, farting in this situation is encouraged).

Don’t fart in an indoor theatre.

Don’t fart in a client’s office.

Don’t fart in the buffet line.

Don’t fart standing next to the luggage carousel at an airport.

Don’t fart while standing in line (unless it’s to go into a wrasslin match or dirt track race is something similar).

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!

Fart, I’ve shite in front of the dishwasher, although she didn’t like it, she cleaned it up!!