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Inside bank yesterday for business stuff...
Posted on 5/14/26 at 8:40 am
Posted on 5/14/26 at 8:40 am
The young black woman next to me says she wants to deposit $150.00, then get $75 back. Young black male teller tells her he can't. She only handed him $74. He can give her half that back if she wants. They calmly go back and forth for a minute.
Turns out she handed him a stack of two-dollar bills, only totaling $74.00! And she says, " That's what I'm trying to tell you. They're two-dollar bills. So $74.00 of two-dollar bills adds up to $150!!!
Swear to little baby Jezuz. Couldn't make this chit up if I tried.
She was pretty cool about it tho. I was expecting a bittch fest to start. She said, " Opps, my bad" and chuckled.
Turns out she handed him a stack of two-dollar bills, only totaling $74.00! And she says, " That's what I'm trying to tell you. They're two-dollar bills. So $74.00 of two-dollar bills adds up to $150!!!
Swear to little baby Jezuz. Couldn't make this chit up if I tried.
She was pretty cool about it tho. I was expecting a bittch fest to start. She said, " Opps, my bad" and chuckled.
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Posted on 5/14/26 at 8:42 am to TigerGman
A stack of $2s.... hmm...
Posted on 5/14/26 at 8:42 am to TigerGman
First of, how dumb do you have to be?
Second, but more interestingly, where does someone get 37 $2 bills in 2026?
Second, but more interestingly, where does someone get 37 $2 bills in 2026?
This post was edited on 5/14/26 at 8:43 am
Posted on 5/14/26 at 8:43 am to Lonnie Utah
quote:
where does someone get 37 $2 bills in 2026?
Grandpa.
Posted on 5/14/26 at 8:44 am to Lonnie Utah
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Second, but more interestingly, where does someone get 37 $2 bills in 2026?
She might be a stripper. With all the inflation over the last few years folks have started throwing $2 bills
Posted on 5/14/26 at 8:45 am to Herschal
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where does someone get 37 $2 bills in 2026?
Grandpa.
That's why I am keeping mine
Posted on 5/14/26 at 8:49 am to Lonnie Utah
quote:I know they are not commonly circulated but they are still currently being produced by the US Bureau of Printing and Engraving and are regularly distributed to banks.
Second, but more interestingly, where does someone get 37 $2 bills in 2026?
They are usually available to the public at what banks are still open at their face value.
I don’t collect bank notes and I’m reasonably sure the ones in banks aren’t collectible.
I might pay some debt in them as a good now that you mention it.
Posted on 5/14/26 at 8:49 am to Lonnie Utah
They still print $2 or at least they did 4/5 years ago. I got a strap of them. Had to order them from the bank. They all appeared to be uncirculated.
Posted on 5/14/26 at 8:49 am to TigerGman
Interesting irony.
Fractional reserve banking / money multiplier…
The bank will take those $74 and loan them out or pass them into economy by factor of 6-10-times.
Her would-be $150 that is really just $74 is worth over $700 to the bank(s) it will touch.
Fractional reserve banking / money multiplier…
The bank will take those $74 and loan them out or pass them into economy by factor of 6-10-times.
Her would-be $150 that is really just $74 is worth over $700 to the bank(s) it will touch.
Posted on 5/14/26 at 8:51 am to soccerfüt
We just did an Easter egg hunt for kids. Special eggs had $ in them. When I went to bank to get cash for hunt, teller offered $2 bills. Had not seen them in decades. Brand new bills.
Posted on 5/14/26 at 8:51 am to Milk
The $2 bill has the coolest engraving on the back of any bill that's been produced. It may be the only reason they still print them.
Posted on 5/14/26 at 8:52 am to Loup
quote:
She might be a stripper. With all the inflation over the last few years folks have started throwing $2 bills
Posted on 5/14/26 at 8:54 am to Lonnie Utah
quote:
Second, but more interestingly, where does someone get 37 $2 bills in 2026?
The tooth fairy only uses $2 bills and $1 coins at my house.
Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:04 am to SallysHuman
I was wondering where my stash of 2 dollar bills went.
Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:06 am to TigerGman
Please tell me you made that up.
Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:08 am to TigerGman
Stripper
I’ve seen $2 at strip clubs several times
I’ve seen $2 at strip clubs several times
Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:20 am to TigerGman
She can sell those $2 bills on EBAY for a huge profit.
Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:26 am to Lonnie Utah
I have a client in Enid Oklahoma that has several customers that get 100's in 2 dollar bills almost weekly. blew my mind
Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:28 am to CR4090
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Please tell me you made that up.
Indeed, I have a pretty good imagination. But, sadly, no, every word is true
Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:31 am to CatfishJohn
Today I learned that one should use hand sanitizer after touching $2 bills.
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