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re: Inside bank yesterday for business stuff...

Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:34 am to
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
49890 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:34 am to
they give out $2 bills as change at the ancestral home of the guy whose face is on the front
Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
3622 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:41 am to
What city was this in? If true that is an impressive level of retardation.
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
6645 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:49 am to
I usually only see Mexicans inside the bank.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
12648 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 9:51 am to
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First of, how dumb do you have to be?


These people vote. Society is full of low IQ people.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
21012 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:39 am to
I don’t think 1s are any better. And all money is nasty.
Posted by 24nights
North of I10
Member since Apr 2012
5322 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:42 am to
Were the corners of the bills cut off?
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
4400 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:45 am to
quote:

Second, but more interestingly, where does someone get 37 $2 bills in 2026?


Apparently at TigerGman's bank lol
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40027 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:49 am to
I use quarters so I can make it hail.
Posted by TulsaSooner78
Member since Aug 2025
3365 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:54 am to
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Fractional reserve banking / money multiplier…

The bank will take those $74 and loan them out or pass them into economy by factor of 6-10-times.

Her would-be $150 that is really just $74 is worth over $700 to the bank(s) it will touch.


I was told there would be no math.
Posted by TulsaSooner78
Member since Aug 2025
3365 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:55 am to
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We just did an Easter egg hunt for kids. Special eggs had $ in them. When I went to bank to get cash for hunt, teller offered $2 bills. Had not seen them in decades. Brand new bills.


My MIL gave me 5 of them earlier this year. All brand new.

When I spent them, I made sure to let the cashier know that they were $2 bills.
Posted by Cage Fighter Trainee
Member since Aug 2024
318 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 11:23 am to
You can still get them from the bank by request.

Some Jewish gentleman on this very board noted he sometimes offers his waiter or waitress the normal gratuity or a $2 bill in lieu of their earned tip. Because I too am part Jewish, it seemed like a good idea. However, I have yet to bring myself to do this.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9630 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 11:45 am to
quote:

where does someone get 37 $2 bills in 2026?


The bank. Ask for them. They are readily available.
Posted by delta_zulu
Middle TN
Member since Jul 2021
733 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 11:46 am to
quote:

Grandpa


My in laws collect them and give them to the kids
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20706 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 12:31 pm to
This is so dumb I had to think about what the frick she was even talking about. Incredible ignorance
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13026 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 1:04 pm to
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I use quarters so I can make it hail.


Do you get bonus points if you can get the quarter to stick on her arse cheek?
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13026 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 1:06 pm to
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She might be a stripper. With all the inflation over the last few years folks have started throwing $2 bills


At the rate of inflation now, young bucks will have to start throwing fives instead of singles or doubles.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40027 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 1:07 pm to
Only if you lick it first.













(The quarter, not the arse cheek)

Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13026 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 1:19 pm to
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Only if you lick it first.













(The quarter, not the arse cheek)


I am pretty sure if you licked the cheek, you might want to see a doctor after for pink eye or your tongue just caught something you need some penicillin to treat.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
16795 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

ewish gentleman on this very board noted he sometimes offers his waiter or waitress the normal gratuity or a $2 bill in lieu of their earned tip. Because I too am part Jewish, it seemed like a good idea.

Don't be a cheap frick and make us look bad.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41074 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

use quarters so I can make it hail.


Strip clubs in Canada use loonies and toonies.
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