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Imagine Waking Up in Jail with this Hangover

Posted on 6/13/26 at 7:03 pm
Posted by ColoradoTiger1987
Tampa
Member since Jan 2019
1649 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 7:03 pm
I got nothing. My head hurts just thinking about having one Whiteclaw.

For real though, guy needs to do some jail time. Lucky no one got killed.

Florida Man Attempts New Record
Posted by Gifman
Captiva, FL
Member since Jan 2021
19593 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 7:55 pm to
If you can’t drive well after 34 white claws then you’re weak.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62934 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 7:59 pm to
IHioGA, a 48 pack of PBR a day, keeps the doctor away.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105130 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 8:07 pm to


After my seventh shot I was invincible
I never thought I would be this miserable
Posted by Ham And Glass
Member since Nov 2016
1745 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 8:09 pm to
White people saying, “here, hold my Whiteclaws,”
This post was edited on 6/13/26 at 8:10 pm
Posted by Rip Torner
Member since Jul 2023
3191 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 8:22 pm to
34 White Claws? Who drinks 34 in an entire lifetime outside of women and gay men? Worst attempt at trying to get drunk lol
Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
Member since Feb 2016
7673 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

34 White Claws? Who drinks 34 in an entire lifetime outside of women and gay men? Worst attempt at trying to get drunk lol



Gotta be honest man, I love some seltzers between beers. High Noons are great. I’ll never understand why drinks get gendered.
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
16106 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 8:33 pm to
quote:

34 White Claws? Who drinks 34 in an entire lifetime outside of women and gay men


I'm gay and wouldn't drink those sissy drinks.
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3733 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 8:37 pm to
Those seltzer drinks are fricking nasty. I don't know how some people can go through so many at a time.
Posted by ColoradoTiger1987
Tampa
Member since Jan 2019
1649 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 8:41 pm to
I went on a short stint drinking them when they first came out, but yeah, only thing worse I can think of is Smirnoff ice.
Posted by Hank R Hill
Arlen,TX
Member since Jan 2017
583 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 8:45 pm to
They didn't say he drank them. They were only open cans in his car. Ole baw could have been making a can run to the scrap yard with the price of aluminum being high.
Posted by cadillacattack
the ATL
Member since May 2020
11262 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 8:46 pm to

Ain’t no law when you’re drinkin’ the Claw ….
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
21226 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 8:47 pm to
IPAs have entered the chat
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76098 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

I'm gay and wouldn't drink those sissy drinks.
Posted by Ghost Hog
Earth
Member since May 2015
495 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

Ain’t no law when you’re drinkin’ the Claw ….


Apparently the rumor is not true
Posted by ChiTownBammer
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
1569 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 9:37 pm to
To be fair that's probably like a whole afternoon worth.
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
25889 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 9:47 pm to
News lady could get it
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
11619 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 10:32 pm to
Well he didn’t litter, so not guilty.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63230 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 11:44 pm to
I am not a fan of drinking and driving at all, but I have to admit that after looking at that picture I am kind of impressed!
Posted by NASTY
Covington
Member since Mar 2008
655 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 11:48 pm to
People miss the forest for the trees with drinking, the objective is to get the alcohol in you, all palates are different. Who cares what someone else drinks? Freedom
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