Ham And Glass

Boehner had better be crying. Cry Boehner, cry.

Recall from a post years ago. It’s a problem. I can remember Lonnie Utah’s favorite movie but not my secretary’s birthday or where my keys are.

You know it is a bad day when the only green on your board are the 2 stocks that you'd forgotten about because they have seemingly been stuck on red for weeks: SCHD and MTDR

My Aunt lived in several hotels in NYC over a 15 year + period of her life. She mostly drank Scotch, bitched about the doormen, and counted her money, though.

As someone who has only dealt with this stock straight up, I understand if I’m not invited to the party if this lands on 300. But since I bought a healthy portion back when it was 30 and then 50 and then 80 can I at least buy a round for the degenerate gamblers that do attend?

I get the fattest guy in the foursome to walk right up to it and get a close look.

I’ve been debating about bailing on SCHD for a long time. The one thing that’s kept me from doing so is that it doesn’t rely on Technology companies which I am heavy on throughout my portfolio

To answer this you need to ask yourself if you hate to lose more than you love to win and the other way around. There isn't a wrong answer. Then, you will know which of the following best suits you:
A: Charge her more/tell her of an imminent price increase/offer more services as politely as you can. Your time is all that you have. She should be taxed if she is unfairly using your time. (LTW)
B: Delegate this to someone else that you think she might work better with and share the commission (HTL)
C: Swallow your pride and carry on. (HTL)

A little Eh-yerry

I've never been to a Golden Corral but I hope that they have AED kits somewhere adjacent to the gravy vat and the pallet of dinner rolls

Orange Man Bad director