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re: If your wife asked you for a fake rack post kids

Posted on 3/8/25 at 3:15 pm to
Posted by Double Oh
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
24207 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 3:15 pm to
36 D
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
134923 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

If your wife asked you for a fake rack post kids
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26630 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 3:16 pm to
That's just code for your incoming divorce. And an "innocent fun" girl's trip to Vegas.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
55996 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 3:19 pm to
Nice try wife
I’m not falling for this one
Posted by donRANDOMnumbers
Hub City
Member since Nov 2006
17456 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 3:22 pm to
Center for restorative breast surgery in NOLA.
My wife is very petite, with very little body fat, Plus the cancer, So after research we ended up at that place.
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
15070 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 3:22 pm to
I’ve been with a few girls with different size fakes. To me C was too small. DD is the perfect size, don’t go smaller than a D.
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29356 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 3:23 pm to
Divorce imminent
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31608 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

What size are you asking for?

Depends on body type and frame. Wife wanted full C's. She ended up with DD's and never knew. Actually made her look slimmer. The surgeon called me during the surgery and said he thought the larger would look better and give her the look she wanted. I couldn't disagree.

Although when I first saw her post op when we got home and the swelling had already kicked in and the way they had her wrapped, I thought I was gonna be in deep shite. They looked ENORMOUS!! Surgeon did great. 22 years later and they still look good.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31608 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

I’ve been with a few girls with different size fakes. To me C was too small. DD is the perfect size, don’t go smaller than a D.

I know way more women that ended up going bigger later or weren't happy with the smaller size they thought they wanted. Go a little bigger than you think you want.
Posted by CC
Galveztown
Member since Feb 2004
15182 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

What size are you asking for?
A DNA test of the new little bastard.
Posted by BayouBaw84
Member since Oct 2016
3317 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 3:28 pm to
I would rethink my marriage
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31608 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

Aint nothing wrong with some DDs

those are too low. Need to be higher to allow for them settling.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21355 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 3:36 pm to
A lot of gals grow into their fakes. arse and stomach catch up with them by natural means.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216469 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 3:40 pm to
Tits are ok. I prefer smallish ones with great legs and a fine arse.
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
3190 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 3:42 pm to
Nobody ever directly pays for fake tits. You pay for a pair for the next guy to enjoy and you inherit a set some other poor bastard paid for.

quote:

What size are you asking for?


Irrelevant. See above. They're not for you.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150366 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 3:43 pm to
Hope that isn't what you paid for?
Posted by num1lsufan
Meraux
Member since Feb 2004
1575 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 3:45 pm to
No smaller than a D...
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16666 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

The surgeon called me during the surgery and said he thought the larger would look better


Was she walking funny after the ‘surgery’? I couldn’t imagine myself in this scenario. Talk about feeling like a cuck.
This post was edited on 3/8/25 at 3:47 pm
Posted by bayouvette
Raceland
Member since Oct 2005
5897 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 3:57 pm to
Natural is the only way
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
27227 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 4:02 pm to
Many end up having affairs and divorces after they get bolt one.
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