re: If your wife asked you for a fake rack post kids

Posted by Martini

Near Athens

Member since Mar 2005

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Posted on 3/8/25 at 9:59 pm to TheOcean

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What size are you asking for?

A friend, when he married his 3rd wife said “ I’ve bought 2 Rolex’s and 2 tit jobs-this one’s getting a WonderBra and a Timex”

He’s divorced again.

Posted by GreenRockTiger

vortex to the whirlpool of despair

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Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:05 pm to SuperSaint

quote:
sphincter

perhaps

Posted by HubbaBubba

North of DFW, TX

Member since Oct 2010

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Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:34 pm to TheOcean

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If your wife asked you for a fake rack post kids

That sounds extremely misogynistic. Why would your wife have to 'ask' you for your permission to make a modification? Ask for your opinion? Sure. Permission? That doesn't sound like a healthy marriage

Posted by GreenRockTiger

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Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:35 pm to HubbaBubba

What about a husband that told his wife to get a fake rack?

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Posted by LSUintheNW

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Member since Aug 2009

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Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:37 pm to GreenRockTiger

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What about a husband that told his wife to get a fake rack?

She should do as she’s told and go make him a sammich.

Posted by GreenRockTiger

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Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:42 pm to LSUintheNW

She did as she was told, but I think the maid made the sandwich

Posted by SuperSaint

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Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:43 pm to GreenRockTiger

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What about a husband that told his wife to get a fake rack?

if she doesn't, his girlfriend will

Posted by GreenRockTiger

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Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:45 pm to SuperSaint

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if she doesn't, his girlfriend will

maybe

I wasn’t aware of any gf - he was old, fat, and ugly but he had a lot of money

So who knows