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re: If you were Brad Pitt in 2005, you staying with Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?

Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:32 am to
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
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Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:32 am to
I'm ditching both of them and getting me some normal, hot non-actress chick.
Posted by Earnest_P
Member since Aug 2021
5488 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:44 am to
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realize morality and decency toward others is beside the point given the people we are talking about here. But- that is a low down, pretty horrible thing to say in public about one's ex.


Well Billy Bob is a psycho, so what do you expect?
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182577 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:47 am to
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Jen by a mile. She seems more down to earth. Better personality.


There's a reason she can't keep a husband
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
5360 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:53 am to
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Jolie makes babies. Jennifer? IDK if she ever been capable of having babies which may be no fault of her own which is kind of sad.


That's always been a rumor floating around - Brad wanted kids and Jennifer is barren. She usually keeps her opinions pretty close to the vest but she has flipped out a few times on the topic of fertility, so it fits.

Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
11981 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:59 am to
Jennifer A..................................... Better FRIENDS
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
5056 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:06 am to
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Neither. I’m getting some normal non famous girl. I don’t need the truckload of crazy diva that both of those chicks drag around.


There’s an arguement that famous people aren’t capable of being in relationships with pedestrians. Townies can’t understand the level at which they have to operate.

Star power also has to be relatively even.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39677 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:07 am to
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Neither. I’m getting some normal non famous girl. I don’t need the truckload of crazy diva that both of those chicks drag around.


Honestly, this.


They're both hot, but can't stay married.

Hmm...
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68544 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:08 am to
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Neither. I’m getting some normal non famous girl. I don’t need the truckload of crazy diva that both of those chicks drag around.

This....also neither can stay married so there's that
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
2866 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:10 am to
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Jolie makes babies. Jennifer? IDK if she ever been capable of having babies


I mark this as a + for Aniston.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150407 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:11 am to
Didn’t Aniston hook up with Obama?


She must be into pegging….


Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1661 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:13 am to
There are a couple things I like about Aniston but I just can't put my finger on it.



Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65584 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:16 am to
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There’s an arguement that famous people aren’t capable of being in relationships with pedestrians. Townies can’t understand the level at which they have to operate.
I considered this perspective when making my reply, but there are plenty of examples of celebs staying married to their non-famous spouses for a long time. I'd be willing to bet that these relationships last longer on average than celeb/celeb marriages.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150407 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:18 am to
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can't put my finger on it.
you spelled mouth wrong
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
22089 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:18 am to
Jolie. Anniston is an uptight frigid ice queen.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
5056 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:27 am to
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I considered this perspective when making my reply, but there are plenty of examples of celebs staying married to their non-famous spouses for a long time. I'd be willing to bet that these relationships last longer on average than celeb/celeb marriages.


It’s complex, but in the case of “celebrity” the thing that drives a person to pursue this life, let alone “make it” is the poison that makes them incapable of being in a relationship to begin with. It’s not ALWAYS the case, but they’re often quite broken people.

I’ve had a number of friends and colleagues who have made the mistake of being entangled with celebrities and influencers and most of them have referred to it as a nightmare.

So back to my point, he should have picked Phoebe.
Posted by DecadePlusLurker
Member since Sep 2016
701 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:29 am to
I heard once that word around Hollyweird is that Anniston has a reputation for just laying there like a dead fish.

Jolie fricked Bill Bob in the limo on the way to the Oscar's, then bragged about it on the red carpet.

Thus, I see why B-Rad made his decision. But the real answer is that I'd go to the Quad to find my queen.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65584 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:31 am to
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It’s complex, but in the case of “celebrity” the thing that drives a person to pursue this life, let alone “make it” is the poison that makes them incapable of being in a relationship to begin with.
Good point.
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Phoebe
Cates or Buffet?
Posted by Hamma1122
Member since Sep 2016
22324 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:31 am to
Aniston
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7693 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:32 am to
Angelina had a double mastectomy in 2013. Had them reconstructed. No nipple.

Women who have this procedure done (and I know a couple) have no feeling in their "breasts.:"
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108372 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:33 am to
Let me be deadass with you brother... I would take Terran Hilow over both.
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