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re: If you were Brad Pitt in 2005, you staying with Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?

Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:03 am to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:03 am to
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Best to find a nice girl at your local church that is in to anal.
Do those churches advertise this specific predilection of their “nice girls” anywhere public?

(Asking for a friend)
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8692 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:03 am to
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Best to find a nice girl at your local church that is in to anal.


Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
43175 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:03 am to
Jolie easily. And that probably explains why I’m single. Give me all the crazy.
Posted by bonescanner
Member since Oct 2011
2570 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:03 am to
Aniston, and its not even close
Posted by Lowdermilk
Lowdermilk Beach
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Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:04 am to
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140573 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:05 am to
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Jolie


And it's not even close. Jolie makes babies. Jennifer? IDK if she ever been capable of having babies which may be no fault of her own which is kind of sad.
Posted by ATrillionaire
Houston
Member since Sep 2008
3302 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:09 am to
Prime Jolie is a goddess.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69199 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:09 am to
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The first time I saw her in the movie leprechaun I wanted to marry her. I think she is breathtaking.


Our first potential creepy incel has poked his head out from behind the bushes.
Posted by Earnest_P
Member since Aug 2021
5488 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:14 am to
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Jen by a mile. She seems more down to earth.


Oh I’m sure she is very down to earth.

Fawning adoration by masses of men is sure to keep a woman grounded. Also helps that she is 56 and childless. She’s like a Norman Rockwell painting come to life.


No, I would say we should pray that she finds some peace. What’s so funny about peace, love, and understanding?

It reminds me of the great Merle Haggard song, Pancho and Lefty. Pancho needs your prayers it’s true, but save a few for Lefty, too. He only did what he had to do, and now, he’s growing old.
This post was edited on 5/28/25 at 8:17 am
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
6396 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:16 am to
Aniston still single. She has to be bat shite crazy.
She's fine, but looks like she's boring
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122197 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:18 am to
I know most people will predict Aniston, but I think Jolie is sexy.... Aniston is attractive.. but not sexy.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140573 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:18 am to
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Prime Jolie is a goddess.


She comes from good pedigree. Her mom was beautiful too:








I see a lot of Brad Pitt in Angelina's daughter.
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
7456 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:19 am to
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I saw Angelina at a small event a few months ago and at 49 she is one of the most stunning people I’ve seen


It's always interesting seeing famously beautiful women in person. They're absolutely stunning and it becomes clear why they're famous. I've heard from multiple first hand accounts that seeing Margot Robbie in the flesh is an experience. It's what songs were written about back in the day.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59236 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:19 am to
It’s crazy that back in the old days they made movies that weren’t marvel slop or based on video games
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140573 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:19 am to
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I know most people will predict Aniston, but I think Jolie is sexy.... Aniston is attractive.. but not sexy.


This assessment is spot on.
Posted by ATrillionaire
Houston
Member since Sep 2008
3302 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:20 am to
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I see a lot of Brad Pitt in Angelina's daughter.

Its like a perfect 50/50 blend lol.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
4096 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:23 am to
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Do those churches advertise this specific predilection of their “nice girls” anywhere public?


Would kinda defeat the purpose of letting you in the back door, no?
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16570 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:25 am to
Must be something wrong with Anniston tho.

She can't keep a man.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122197 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:26 am to
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Aniston still single. She has to be bat shite crazy.


I'd put my money on both being bat shite..
Posted by ExtraGravy
Member since Nov 2018
975 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:29 am to
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Billy bob Thornton flat out called her a terrible lay on the pages of esquire, i think.


I realize morality and decency toward others is beside the point given the people we are talking about here.

But- that is a low down, pretty horrible thing to say in public about one's ex.
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