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re: If you were Brad Pitt in 2005, you staying with Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:03 am to UnitedFruitCompany
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:03 am to UnitedFruitCompany
quote:Do those churches advertise this specific predilection of their “nice girls” anywhere public?
Best to find a nice girl at your local church that is in to anal.
(Asking for a friend)
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:03 am to UnitedFruitCompany
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Best to find a nice girl at your local church that is in to anal.

Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:03 am to Chazreinhold
Jolie easily. And that probably explains why I’m single.
Give me all the crazy.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:03 am to boomjosh
Aniston, and its not even close
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:05 am to boomjosh
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Jolie
And it's not even close. Jolie makes babies. Jennifer? IDK if she ever been capable of having babies which may be no fault of her own which is kind of sad.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:09 am to boomjosh
Prime Jolie is a goddess.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:09 am to card401
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The first time I saw her in the movie leprechaun I wanted to marry her. I think she is breathtaking.
Our first potential creepy incel has poked his head out from behind the bushes.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:14 am to card401
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Jen by a mile. She seems more down to earth.
Oh I’m sure she is very down to earth.
Fawning adoration by masses of men is sure to keep a woman grounded. Also helps that she is 56 and childless. She’s like a Norman Rockwell painting come to life.
No, I would say we should pray that she finds some peace. What’s so funny about peace, love, and understanding?
It reminds me of the great Merle Haggard song, Pancho and Lefty. Pancho needs your prayers it’s true, but save a few for Lefty, too. He only did what he had to do, and now, he’s growing old.
This post was edited on 5/28/25 at 8:17 am
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:16 am to boomjosh
Aniston still single. She has to be bat shite crazy.
She's fine, but looks like she's boring
She's fine, but looks like she's boring
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:18 am to boomjosh
I know most people will predict Aniston, but I think Jolie is sexy.... Aniston is attractive.. but not sexy.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:18 am to ATrillionaire
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Prime Jolie is a goddess.
She comes from good pedigree. Her mom was beautiful too:
I see a lot of Brad Pitt in Angelina's daughter.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:19 am to JW
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I saw Angelina at a small event a few months ago and at 49 she is one of the most stunning people I’ve seen
It's always interesting seeing famously beautiful women in person. They're absolutely stunning and it becomes clear why they're famous. I've heard from multiple first hand accounts that seeing Margot Robbie in the flesh is an experience. It's what songs were written about back in the day.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:19 am to Chazreinhold
It’s crazy that back in the old days they made movies that weren’t marvel slop or based on video games
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:19 am to OweO
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I know most people will predict Aniston, but I think Jolie is sexy.... Aniston is attractive.. but not sexy.
This assessment is spot on.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:20 am to GumboPot
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I see a lot of Brad Pitt in Angelina's daughter.
Its like a perfect 50/50 blend lol.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:23 am to soccerfüt
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Do those churches advertise this specific predilection of their “nice girls” anywhere public?
Would kinda defeat the purpose of letting you in the back door, no?
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:25 am to boomjosh
Must be something wrong with Anniston tho.
She can't keep a man.
She can't keep a man.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:26 am to ChatGPT of LA
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Aniston still single. She has to be bat shite crazy.
I'd put my money on both being bat shite..
Posted on 5/28/25 at 8:29 am to UnitedFruitCompany
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Billy bob Thornton flat out called her a terrible lay on the pages of esquire, i think.
I realize morality and decency toward others is beside the point given the people we are talking about here.
But- that is a low down, pretty horrible thing to say in public about one's ex.
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