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re: If you were Brad Pitt in 2005, you staying with Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Posted on 5/28/25 at 10:51 am to boomjosh
Posted on 5/28/25 at 10:51 am to boomjosh
We obviously don't know how crazy or bitchy Anniston is IRL, she hasn't been able to settle down with a man like many beautiful women before her, see Halle Berry. But we know Jolie is another world nuts so I'd take my chances with Anniston who is more beautiful to boot.
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Posted on 5/28/25 at 10:58 am to MyRockstarComplex
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There’s an arguement that famous people aren’t capable of being in relationships with pedestrians. Townies can’t understand the level at which they have to operate.
I believe most of those star marriages are arranged. That's why they go from one to the other. I bet some use surrogates too. They're all fricked in the head.
If I'm Brad Pitt I never marry and just frick who I want, when I want.
I wouldn't stay with either one of them but give me Jolie for a week.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 11:16 am to boomjosh
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If you were Brad Pitt in 2005, you staying with Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Neither.
If I were a celebrity I would not marry another celebrity. Too much bullshite and baggage. I would find some everyday beautiful chick who wants to put her time into being the mother of my children and is appreciative of the rich lifestyle she otherwise would not have.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 11:17 am to boomjosh
Anniston is a good girl. I always thought she'd be the marrying type. Plus good genes.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 1:11 pm to saintsfan1977
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If I'm Brad Pitt I never marry and just frick who I want, when I want.
Now there’s also my theory I call “The Zac Efron Effect” in which you bag so many random hot chicks that it just loses its magic, then much like Diddy, the only thing left to fulfill you sexually is turning out heterosexual men.
This has little to do with Zac Efron himself and I should rename it.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 1:28 pm to Globetrotter747
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If I were a celebrity I would not marry another celebrity. Too much bullshite and baggage. I would find some everyday beautiful chick who wants to put her time into being the mother of my children and is appreciative of the rich lifestyle she otherwise would not have.
i think a lot of people on this thread are forgetting that if you're a celebrity dude, you have your own bullshite and baggage. anyone that thinks that Brad Pitt or someone like him is just a normal dude is almost certainly way wrong. women are crazier in general, so i'm sure celebrity women are crazier than celebrity men, but they're ALL crazy and insufferable to varying degrees.
i'll take my modest low six figure job and normal family all day every day.
that said - Jolie for sure
Posted on 5/28/25 at 4:30 pm to MyRockstarComplex
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the only thing left to fulfill you sexually is turning out heterosexual men.
I don’t think I’d ever get that bored with hot snizz
Posted on 5/28/25 at 4:32 pm to Sam Quint
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i'll take my modest low six figure job and normal family all day every day.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 4:54 pm to molsusports
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Supposedly JA was too conservative in the bedroom.
Oh no, missionary with Jennifer Aniston. How terrible. Poor Brad.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 5:17 pm to boomjosh
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She seems like a stable upgrade.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 5:25 pm to BabyTac
another awful BabyTac take
Posted on 5/28/25 at 5:30 pm to boomjosh
I’ve never understood the appeal of Jolie tbqh.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 5:31 pm to boomjosh
Jen’s titties always looked “”sad” to me. Even in the OP’s pic, they’re drooping.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 5:38 pm to boomjosh
Both hot but he could have done better. Found a girl who is not an egomaniac
Posted on 5/28/25 at 5:39 pm to boomjosh
Neither they are both nuts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 6:11 pm to biglego
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I always thought she looked like she smelled nice
It’s a known fact Pitt felt Anniston had very bad hygiene and smoked too much.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 6:15 pm to boomjosh
If I was Brad Pitt in 2025 I'd be more concerned w/working on keeping my violent alcoholic outbursts in check and repairing the massive damage done w/my kids from when I attacked them on a fricking private jet.
This post was edited on 5/28/25 at 6:17 pm
Posted on 5/28/25 at 6:19 pm to BabyTac
quote:well, she is Greek
Anniston had very bad hygiene and smoked too much.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 6:45 pm to boomjosh
Jolie for the freaky sex.
Or both.
Or both.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:02 pm to boomjosh
Brad’s mother liked Anniston a LOT, and was unhappy about his affair with Jolie. It was clear before the two got entangled that Angie was a nutcase; her dad even warned him about her. There were news stories in the years just previous to the split that he and Jen were preparing to start a family; we know how the family he started with Angie turned out for him. I think the flop that he and Jen produced together (Troy) soured him on their marriage, and left an opening for narc Angie to slither into. So team Jennifer for me.
This post was edited on 5/28/25 at 7:05 pm
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