Started By
Message

re: If you don't piss while showering

Posted on 1/16/20 at 7:59 pm to
Posted by bluewing
south
Member since Jun 2013
128 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 7:59 pm to
never taken a shower and not pissed
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38673 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:07 pm to
I dont want to sit down in the shower.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32433 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

I like to poo in the shower and use my toes to crush it down the drain.



I did this with vomit once when I was really drunk.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14064 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:33 pm to
quote:

I like to poo in the shower and use my toes to crush it down the drain.



Motherfricker! I can't stop laughing!
Posted by Tiger in Gatorland
Moonshine Holler
Member since Sep 2006
9077 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:33 pm to
quote:

I like to poo in the shower and use my toes to crush it down the drain.


This vivid of an imagine leads me to actually believe you have done this very thing.
Posted by frankthetank
Member since Oct 2007
2303 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

Looks like you enjoy Flunging!


No idea what this is so I had to look it up. Please tell me it's not this

quote:

Flunging

The verb, "to flunge" is the act of encasing one's nose in the foreskin of another person and exhaling through the nose.

Marie was shocked to discover that the entire school had learnt about her flunging experiences.

Fancy flunging me?


Posted by surprisewitness
Littleton, CO
Member since Apr 2013
556 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:44 pm to
What about the sink? If you hit that angle right, no collateral splash. Cleaner than the toilet amirite?
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
5856 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:28 pm to
hands free how high can can you pee on the wall. had a lady friend that claimed to be able to hit a higher spot due to plumbing differences
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34709 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:29 pm to
I don’t flush when it’s just piss bruh so not true
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

hands free how high can can you pee on the wall


Uh, I'd just end up pissing on the floor.
Posted by Taurus
Loozianna
Member since Feb 2015
4955 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:32 pm to
Heard an interview w/ a former Dodger teammate of Steve Garvey...dude said Garvey was so good he would get out of the shower to use the bathroom. The host lost his shite.

Funny part is Garvey was this clean cut so-called good dude, but apparently a serial cheater, so I guess he wasn't so good. He should have peed in the shower as to not be an adulterer.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8108 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:33 pm to
I can't say that I've never done it, but I don't make it a habit. My wife is psychic about that kind of stuff anyway. Whenever I do anything gross she knows.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47474 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:48 pm to
I like to take a bath and lay on my back. Then pee straight up in the air. The gf hates that shite.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8108 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

I like to take a bath and lay on my back. Then pee straight up in the air. The gf hates that shite.

Your boyfriend is probably much more chill about that kind of shite, eh?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47474 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

Your boyfriend is probably much more chill about that kind of shite, eh

He likes me to send videos of it. Duh.
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22412 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 10:01 pm to
Ive peed in 93.4% of every shower ive ever taken
Posted by akimoto
Thibodaux
Member since Jun 2010
581 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 10:20 pm to
I actually thought about it this morning. I almost always pee in my morning shower, but was thinking about how much water flows out the shower head while standing there peeing. If you have a modern toilet that minimizes water used per flush and a high flow shower head are you really saving water?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124091 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 11:53 pm to
I don’t trust people that don’t pee in the shower.

When I wake up with a piss hard on after sex. I open the curtain and just let it go, it’s easier than having to press it down and awkwardly angle it and pissing all over the seat like a sprinkler.

Just piss on the wall and wash it down
Posted by sand mountainDvalues
Member since Oct 2018
8718 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 12:50 am to
I have pissed in every shower that I’ve ever taken. Don’t even notice 95% of the time
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36038 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 1:35 am to
I can’t pee unless I’m in the shower. Some days I’ll take five or six showers.
first pageprev pagePage 2 of 3Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram