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re: If you don’t own property, don’t have an heir, can’t bench 225+ and aren’t 6ft+

Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:53 pm to
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
30874 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:53 pm to
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Yeah, but I'm rich. Don't need any of those

You get to add one inch to your perceived height for every $200k you make. it used to be $100k pre-Bidenflation.
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
4526 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:54 pm to
All checks
Posted by moontigr
Commanders/LA Kings/Detroit Tigers
Member since Nov 2020
6950 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:57 pm to
6'3'/240
own a home.
have a son.
Don't bench 225 though. I'm too lazy to work out.

Oh well, 3 out of 4 ain't bad.
This post was edited on 7/15/25 at 5:59 pm
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49493 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:59 pm to
How are we defining property here
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25482 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 6:02 pm to
if you have a giant schlong and decent looks, you'll do just as well.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49493 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 6:12 pm to
Well yeah she benches more than you
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85352 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 6:20 pm to
shite I wish. It would make moving things a lot easier if her 120 lb arse could lift a few things.
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
81618 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 6:21 pm to
quote:


A self-proclaimed alpha
link?
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
913 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 6:28 pm to
quote:

Stop paying your annual property tax and see how much you “own” it


Correct. Property taxes are theft. Tax liens are senior to every kind of lien on property except…..of course federal income tax liens. Gumment doing what it only knows how to do. Steal from citizens.
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
7370 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 7:05 pm to
4/4

This is retarded but I’ll allow it
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8056 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

don’t own property, don’t have an heir, can’t bench 225+ and aren’t 6ft+



All the things I look for in a woman
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5399 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 7:48 pm to
Everyone on here owns a 6,000+ sq ft home
Has an heir
Can bench 350+
Is 6’4”

Am I doing this right?
Posted by deathvalleytiger10
Member since Sep 2009
8861 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 7:50 pm to
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BFP would be a better gauge than BMI.


The op post was ridiculous so I added to it.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21083 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 7:54 pm to
Damn, Mingo is going to be pissed…
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38573 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 7:56 pm to
...you shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10660 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 8:11 pm to
5'6" and balding. Can bench 225x10 own property and have heir(s).
Posted by Nephropidae
Brentwood
Member since Nov 2018
2722 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 8:19 pm to
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Dumbest thing I read on the internet today. Winner!
eh… the part about guns showing up sure, but they will own you quick.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
23673 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 8:21 pm to
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 8:22 pm to
Judging random people online doesn't seem Alpha.
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
10462 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 8:23 pm to
Even if your pecker was long enough to be average.... its the girth girls really crave.... needle dick.
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