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re: If you don’t own property, don’t have an heir, can’t bench 225+ and aren’t 6ft+
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:08 pm to Burt Reynolds
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:08 pm to Burt Reynolds
How much you bench does not impress me, I want to know how much you can lift over your head…. Military Press.
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Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:17 pm to Burt Reynolds
quote:
you are not an Alpha
Thank heavens!, Alpha's are posers and Beta's are cucks.
I am, probably more Sigma / Omega.
Part Booger, part Ogre
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:55 pm to SportsGuyNOLA
quote:
I only own property
Lots of properties
I’m doing ok
And the lies keep coming..
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:00 pm to SportsGuyNOLA
Pffft...
You dont even have hotels on Boardwalk yet...
You dont even have hotels on Boardwalk yet...
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:04 pm to Burt Reynolds
You can’t have an heir unless you’re dead, which negates the other stuff.
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:06 pm to Ingeniero
quote:
None of this matters if you can't see your feet when you look down
What if your dick is in the way?
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:07 pm to Salmon
Salmon’s wife wears the pants
What a shocker
What a shocker
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:12 pm to dj30
quote:
This TD, these frickers 5’6 and the only thing 225+ is their weight.
I said I was 5'8". I'm thick. 5'6" 225 is a fat arse.
In shoes, right?
This post was edited on 7/15/25 at 5:14 pm
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:13 pm to Burt Reynolds
Not quite. I got 3 out of 4. Not sure I can bench 225. I'm a skinny frick at 6'1" around 150 lbs. Lifting was never a huge priority for me. Lean and mean for the win.
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:17 pm to Burt Reynolds
6ft here
Meet all the other criteria.
Only a beta spends time wondering who the alpha's are
Meet all the other criteria.
Only a beta spends time wondering who the alpha's are
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:21 pm to Roaad
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6ft here Meet all the other criteria. Only a beta spends time wondering who the alpha's are
Alphas don’t watch Marvel and Star Wars
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:23 pm to Burt Reynolds
Yeah, but I'm rich. Don't need any of those
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:24 pm to Burt Reynolds
quote:they probably don't give a shite about what little interweb posters think they should or shouldn't watch
Alphas don’t watch Marvel and Star Wars
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:26 pm to Burt Reynolds
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If you don’t own property, don’t have an heir, can’t bench 225+ and aren’t 6ft+
ugh...nice knowing y'all. I am shorter than 6'.
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:28 pm to thegambler
quote:
If you have to set criteria to be an alpha or compare yourself to others to make yourself feel better, you are not an alpha. In fact, your probably a d-bag.
This
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:32 pm to Burt Reynolds
I own property.
I'm 5'9"
I probably can bench 225 but I don't feel like throwing my back out.
I do have a daughter so I will have an heir eventually.
So frick off
I'm 5'9"
I probably can bench 225 but I don't feel like throwing my back out.
I do have a daughter so I will have an heir eventually.
So frick off
This post was edited on 7/15/25 at 5:34 pm
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:35 pm to Burt Reynolds
Generally speaking, if you have to go around telling everyone you're an alpha......you're not an alpha.
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:35 pm to Roaad
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they probably don't give a shite about what little interweb posters think they should or shouldn't watch
well would you look at that! A self-proclaimed alpha who spends all his energy debating about movies for babies. Here’s you blankie and your bottle, alpha boy!
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:39 pm to Burt Reynolds
Sounds about right. I’d add in having a concubine or two. Oh and your favorite football team has to be SEC. Yea baw! 
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:42 pm to Sun God
But I’m an alpha.
I don’t make the rules.
I don’t make the rules.
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