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re: If you break out of jail and are looking at life where you going?
Posted on 5/16/25 at 11:19 pm to Tedorgeron
Posted on 5/16/25 at 11:19 pm to Tedorgeron
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Posted on 5/16/25 at 11:20 pm to Tedorgeron
quote:not the Hotel Montleone
If you break out of jail and are looking at life where you going?
Posted on 5/16/25 at 11:26 pm to Tedorgeron
I’d pretend to be an illegal immigrant from Belize and get the govt to pay for my ride to freedom.
This post was edited on 5/16/25 at 11:26 pm
Posted on 5/16/25 at 11:26 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
Las Vegas underground tunnels, you'll either end up dead or found 10 years from now
Posted on 5/16/25 at 11:30 pm to Tedorgeron
These days all the big city's have facial recognition cams everywhere. I'm thinking sneak across the Mexican border and get to Oxaca which is big enough and with lots of tourists so a gringo won't be noticed but has rural areas you could disappear in to.
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:27 am to Tedorgeron
Nice try Mr FBI
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:38 am to Tedorgeron
The first time I drove from Missoula to Boise and took some scenic detours, I became convinced I could live in a cave forever and never be seen again if I didn’t want to be. Plenty of fresh streams. Carefully gather enough supplies to stay there until shite cooled down. Live off of grouse and fish. Small game. Trap. Figure out how to procure a shotgun.
Posted on 5/17/25 at 1:07 am to Bjorn Cyborg
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As a completely law-abiding citizen, this is something I spend an unreasonable amount of time thinking about. Disappearing with some time to plan vs doing it as a wanted fugitive with no money are completely different. Makes for much less options.
It’s the age old internet question…”There is a $1 billion reward for your capture and literally everyone in the world is looking for you, even family members. With everyone looking for you, you have to survive without being caught, for one year. You have a one hour head start…Go.”
What do you do? Where do you go and how do you hide?
The prison break is in between the above and just deciding to disappear as a random law abiding citizen.
Posted on 5/17/25 at 1:45 am to Joshjrn
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Small towns, ideally small towns out of the country.
A lot of those, a ghetto looking thug would get attention pretty fast.
Posted on 5/17/25 at 2:47 am to Tedorgeron
Brazil is supposed to be a good place to dissappear
Posted on 5/17/25 at 4:08 am to Tedorgeron
If you're smart you pull a Shawshank Redemption move. You have to have a plan and head out of the country. Never contact your family again if you want to stay free.
Posted on 5/17/25 at 6:53 am to Epic Cajun
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But I’d have access to cash in that scenario where I would basically be starting from scratch as an escapee. You essentially have to have help from at least one person if you escape from prison.
Nah, you’re a criminal; you’d just mug a few people and rob a house or two.
Posted on 5/20/25 at 4:32 am to Reservoir dawg
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Brazil is supposed to be a good place to dissappear
Agreed, great place for black male to go. But,
How do you get there without being caught
Posted on 5/20/25 at 5:15 am to Ping Pong
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The Alaskan wilderness would be my destination
I'd take jail over that horrible existence any day
Posted on 5/20/25 at 5:26 am to themetalreb
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Good info in this thread...I'll use some of this next time I break out of jail.
Four pages in and not one OTer is making it across the county line.
Glad this is hypothetical because we all are drinking toilet wine at the Friday night jailhouse cocktail party.
Posted on 5/20/25 at 5:59 am to Tedorgeron
The days of being able to “disappear” are over unless you have the power of something like the cartel behind you.
Posted on 5/20/25 at 8:04 am to Tedorgeron
I'd sneak off down to Argentina. Just like my grandparents did all those years ago.
Posted on 5/20/25 at 8:06 am to Tedorgeron
I Almost Got Away With it and those shows, the guy goes back home 9 times out of 10.
Posted on 5/20/25 at 8:18 am to Tedorgeron
There are lots of variables involved in this to answer that question.
There are US task forces that specifically go after wanted fugitives in Mexico so you won’t make it very long there.
There are US task forces that specifically go after wanted fugitives in Mexico so you won’t make it very long there.
Posted on 5/20/25 at 8:24 am to HoboDickCheese
Hop a ship on the Mississippi River with a stash of food. And try and make my way to a country that has no extradition with the usa. Not where the feds actively hunt Americans in mexico.
This post was edited on 5/20/25 at 8:27 am
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