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re: if penis enlargement was as routine as breast enlargement
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:27 pm to Hangover Haven
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:27 pm to Hangover Haven
quote:
https://healthjade.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/penile-implant-pump-1400x840.jpg

This version of this implant is no longer available. The pump part is different. This pump in the picture is called the OTR and no longer produced by the manufacturer.
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:30 pm to JPLSU1981
I'd be the equivalent of the women who get fake breast that are too big.
Posted on 3/9/25 at 7:11 am to Nado Jenkins83
quote:
If I had to get an inflatable I would have them put pumps on my balls.
Dangerous or not, you have to admit that would be pretty handy.
Posted on 3/9/25 at 7:23 am to JPLSU1981
Even with the Implant, Chances are your not going to satisfy who you have in mind.
Better just to sit in the ole Corner and watch her get railed by the man youll never be.
Better just to sit in the ole Corner and watch her get railed by the man youll never be.
Posted on 3/9/25 at 7:27 am to JPLSU1981
If I pay $5,000 for a bigger dong I want to show it off like the whores do with their boobs.
Maybe move to Miami and walk around in a banana hammock all day
Maybe move to Miami and walk around in a banana hammock all day
Posted on 3/9/25 at 7:28 am to The Torch
quote:
If I pay $5,000 for a bigger dong I want to show it off like the whores do with their boobs.
Maybe move to Miami and walk around in a banana hammock all day
Id Finance it if it was truly possible.
Posted on 3/9/25 at 9:08 am to JPLSU1981
I'm considering a reduction, your mom limps every morning
Posted on 3/9/25 at 9:22 am to Koach K
quote:
Dr. Peter Stahl
Sounds like a condition. This stuff writes itself.
Posted on 3/9/25 at 9:35 am to The Torch
Yea we’d have men everywhere being like “you wanna see it” and showing their own dick pics to family and friends at the table for Christmas. Then we’d be asking what doctor they used and everything, responding with things like “oooh I’ve heard he’s great” or waiting til we get in the car on the way home and telling our wives “I won’t go to THAT doctor, holy shite did you see his dick? Looked terrible. He’s gonna regret that when he’s older”.
Posted on 3/9/25 at 10:46 am to saturday
quote:
As long as it works
ISWYDT
Posted on 3/9/25 at 11:28 am to JPLSU1981
When everyone has a big schlong, no one does.
Posted on 3/9/25 at 11:36 am to JPLSU1981
I imagine that would hurt like a mofo.
Posted on 3/9/25 at 11:42 am to TDsngumbo
quote:in what world is this not SOP already?
Yea we’d have men everywhere being like “you wanna see it” and showing their own dick pics

Posted on 3/9/25 at 12:32 pm to JPLSU1981
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fix indentation deformities
Didn’t know that was a thing. Like you dropped something on it?
Posted on 3/9/25 at 1:33 pm to JPLSU1981
If it included a loss of sensation in my penis - not a chance.
Posted on 3/9/25 at 1:50 pm to Grinder
That cheap temu plastic is not going inside my sack
Posted on 3/9/25 at 1:59 pm to JPLSU1981
Penile implants seem like a bad idea. Your penis shrivels and expands because it has to in order to accommodate the activity you're performing.
Also, you risk a ridiculous malformation.
Also, you risk a ridiculous malformation.
Posted on 3/9/25 at 4:19 pm to JPLSU1981
I don't know about y'all, but I'm more interested in penis reduction.
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