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re: if penis enlargement was as routine as breast enlargement

Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:27 pm to
Posted by Grinder
Member since Nov 2007
2304 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:27 pm to
quote:

https://healthjade.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/penile-implant-pump-1400x840.jpg




This version of this implant is no longer available. The pump part is different. This pump in the picture is called the OTR and no longer produced by the manufacturer.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117847 posts
Posted on 3/8/25 at 10:30 pm to
I'd be the equivalent of the women who get fake breast that are too big.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4591 posts
Posted on 3/9/25 at 5:43 am to
Dr. Peter
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
66582 posts
Posted on 3/9/25 at 7:11 am to
quote:

If I had to get an inflatable I would have them put pumps on my balls.



Dangerous or not, you have to admit that would be pretty handy.
Posted by Sunnyvale
Member since Feb 2024
442 posts
Posted on 3/9/25 at 7:23 am to
Even with the Implant, Chances are your not going to satisfy who you have in mind.

Better just to sit in the ole Corner and watch her get railed by the man youll never be.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23735 posts
Posted on 3/9/25 at 7:27 am to
If I pay $5,000 for a bigger dong I want to show it off like the whores do with their boobs.

Maybe move to Miami and walk around in a banana hammock all day
Posted by Sunnyvale
Member since Feb 2024
442 posts
Posted on 3/9/25 at 7:28 am to
quote:

If I pay $5,000 for a bigger dong I want to show it off like the whores do with their boobs.

Maybe move to Miami and walk around in a banana hammock all day


Id Finance it if it was truly possible.
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
5999 posts
Posted on 3/9/25 at 9:06 am to
Short changed?
Posted by PalletJack
LA by birth, TX by choice
Member since Oct 2024
459 posts
Posted on 3/9/25 at 9:08 am to
I'm considering a reduction, your mom limps every morning
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16637 posts
Posted on 3/9/25 at 9:22 am to
quote:

Dr. Peter Stahl

Sounds like a condition. This stuff writes itself.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
45601 posts
Posted on 3/9/25 at 9:35 am to
Yea we’d have men everywhere being like “you wanna see it” and showing their own dick pics to family and friends at the table for Christmas. Then we’d be asking what doctor they used and everything, responding with things like “oooh I’ve heard he’s great” or waiting til we get in the car on the way home and telling our wives “I won’t go to THAT doctor, holy shite did you see his dick? Looked terrible. He’s gonna regret that when he’s older”.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
37084 posts
Posted on 3/9/25 at 10:46 am to
quote:

As long as it works


ISWYDT
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68248 posts
Posted on 3/9/25 at 11:28 am to
When everyone has a big schlong, no one does.
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16003 posts
Posted on 3/9/25 at 11:36 am to
I imagine that would hurt like a mofo.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144837 posts
Posted on 3/9/25 at 11:42 am to
quote:

Yea we’d have men everywhere being like “you wanna see it” and showing their own dick pics
in what world is this not SOP already?
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
30546 posts
Posted on 3/9/25 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

fix indentation deformities



Didn’t know that was a thing. Like you dropped something on it?
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17189 posts
Posted on 3/9/25 at 1:33 pm to
If it included a loss of sensation in my penis - not a chance.
Posted by baytiger11
Member since Jul 2020
1956 posts
Posted on 3/9/25 at 1:50 pm to
That cheap temu plastic is not going inside my sack
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
62975 posts
Posted on 3/9/25 at 1:59 pm to
Penile implants seem like a bad idea. Your penis shrivels and expands because it has to in order to accommodate the activity you're performing.

Also, you risk a ridiculous malformation.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14348 posts
Posted on 3/9/25 at 4:19 pm to
I don't know about y'all, but I'm more interested in penis reduction.
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