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re: If an invasion was coming, and you had to pick five states as allies.
Posted on 8/5/17 at 2:47 pm to Cowboyfan89
Posted on 8/5/17 at 2:47 pm to Cowboyfan89
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Congratulations! You just got invaded.
They've got cash, and I'm counting on them financing the armies of North Carolina and Minnesota. Plus Upstate New York is completely different from NYC, so I put them into account as well.
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Posted on 8/5/17 at 2:50 pm to X123F45
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Louisiana. I can't remember if we have more guns or more bullets per capita than anyone, but we have a lot.
Even more important than this is the fact that an army marches on its stomach. And who better to feed arse loads of people at the drop of a hat than a bunch of coonasses
Posted on 8/5/17 at 2:50 pm to OMLandshark
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They've got cash, and I'm counting on them financing the armies of North Carolina and Minnesota.
I'm loving this fantasy land we are in right now. California financing a war?! Those libtards would probably welcome their invading overlords with open arms.
Texas could bank roll the war effort without California in the equation. I wouldn't want those hippies anywhere near a war effort.
Posted on 8/5/17 at 2:51 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
quote:(raises hand slowly...)
WV-
wild card... don't know what those inbred frickers will do and i want them on my side
Posted on 8/5/17 at 2:52 pm to OMLandshark
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They've got cash
California Debt Clock
New York Debt Clock
Good luck with that.
Besides, take away NYC from New York and their population isn't that big, plus, I doubt they have many guns/people that would be willing to fight because they're all liberals.
California, who the frick would want California on their team to defend this country? With the exception of Pendleton and 29 Palms, that state is a shithole of liberal bullshite.
This post was edited on 8/5/17 at 2:58 pm
Posted on 8/5/17 at 2:52 pm to X123F45
To change it up, I'll go with the Russia strategy.
Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, North and South Dakota.
If anyone attacked they'd freeze when the winter came or get bored to death and go home.
Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, North and South Dakota.
If anyone attacked they'd freeze when the winter came or get bored to death and go home.
Posted on 8/5/17 at 2:53 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
Didn't we do this thread last month?
I can tell you being a member of the Hillbilly-Coonass master race that almost all hillbillies are wild cards and will do whatever it takes to survive as they have been for generations. As long as they have gas they can basically be self sufficient as they have mastered the ability to grow their own food, smoke, whiskey/wine, tobacco and mine coal for electricity.
Fuel, food and firearms is what you need to win the day.
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WV- wild card... don't know what those inbred frickers will do and i want them on my side
I can tell you being a member of the Hillbilly-Coonass master race that almost all hillbillies are wild cards and will do whatever it takes to survive as they have been for generations. As long as they have gas they can basically be self sufficient as they have mastered the ability to grow their own food, smoke, whiskey/wine, tobacco and mine coal for electricity.
Fuel, food and firearms is what you need to win the day.
Posted on 8/5/17 at 2:54 pm to soccerfüt
You are not a hillbilly just because your family is from Mingo Co, baw
Posted on 8/5/17 at 2:54 pm to Cowboyfan89
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Texas could bank roll the war effort without California in the equation.
Texas has the 2nd largest GDP in the nation. California as #1 is 50% bigger. That's a lot of money even if a sizeable portion doesn't help.
Posted on 8/5/17 at 2:56 pm to Teddy Ruxpin
I'd just hole up in Fort Knox.
Anyways, if I can't choose Kentucky give me Texas, West Virginia, Montana, Georgia and Wyoming. Mix in some cold weather.
Anyways, if I can't choose Kentucky give me Texas, West Virginia, Montana, Georgia and Wyoming. Mix in some cold weather.
Posted on 8/5/17 at 2:56 pm to X123F45
Louisiana and Mississippi- control of the river on both sides.
Texas- tons of oil, guns, people, and military bases.
Alabama- huge steel industry and ship yards at Mobile.
Georgia- eastern coast access, Atlanta economy and road hub. Plus this cuts Florida off for easy takeover for future control of access to the Gulf. And lots of people.
Texas- tons of oil, guns, people, and military bases.
Alabama- huge steel industry and ship yards at Mobile.
Georgia- eastern coast access, Atlanta economy and road hub. Plus this cuts Florida off for easy takeover for future control of access to the Gulf. And lots of people.
This post was edited on 8/5/17 at 2:58 pm
Posted on 8/5/17 at 2:58 pm to OMLandshark
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California
Would they fight with their single shot 22s and dildos?
Posted on 8/5/17 at 3:00 pm to BeauxNArreaux
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Louisiana and Mississippi- control of the river on both sides.
Who cares about the river? It's not like having waterway access is going to be a huge deal in this day and age IMO
Posted on 8/5/17 at 3:03 pm to X123F45
AZ
TX
TN
MT
GA
TX
TN
MT
GA
Posted on 8/5/17 at 3:04 pm to X123F45
Selecting five Confederate states seems like a smart move.
Posted on 8/5/17 at 3:06 pm to X123F45
Texas - guns and population
Louisiana - guns, the river, invaders would be scared of the Nola and BR dindus
Florida - lots of crazy people, guns, access to waterways
Alabama - well armed rednecks
Tennessee - armed, decent population, we could hide in the Smokeys
Louisiana - guns, the river, invaders would be scared of the Nola and BR dindus
Florida - lots of crazy people, guns, access to waterways
Alabama - well armed rednecks
Tennessee - armed, decent population, we could hide in the Smokeys
This post was edited on 8/5/17 at 3:07 pm
Posted on 8/5/17 at 3:07 pm to X123F45
Texas
Louisiana
Oklahoma
Colorado
Wyoming
Louisiana and Texas provide water access with lots of rednecks and guns
Oklahoma provides lots of rednecks and guns plus the connection to the mountain west
Colorado and Wyoming provide a ton of open space, hard to navigate terrain, and a surprising amount of rednecks and guns
Louisiana
Oklahoma
Colorado
Wyoming
Louisiana and Texas provide water access with lots of rednecks and guns
Oklahoma provides lots of rednecks and guns plus the connection to the mountain west
Colorado and Wyoming provide a ton of open space, hard to navigate terrain, and a surprising amount of rednecks and guns
Posted on 8/5/17 at 3:07 pm to jdeval1
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invaders would be scared of the Nola and BR dindus
Idk why, they should be scared of the coonasses and rednecks.
Posted on 8/5/17 at 3:10 pm to X123F45
South Carolina
North Carolina
Georgia
Florida
Alabama
North Carolina
Georgia
Florida
Alabama
Posted on 8/5/17 at 3:11 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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Louisiana and Texas provide water access
Water access outside of providing forage fish is pointless unless of course you count access to offshore rigs.
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