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re: I have a 70 year old neighbor....what should I do?

Posted on 10/14/19 at 6:22 am to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76152 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 6:22 am to
Posted by windmill
Prairieville, La
Member since Dec 2005
7838 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 6:28 am to
Don't do this! It cannot end well and you know this.
Posted by TheEnglishman
On the road to Wellville
Member since Mar 2010
3310 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 8:12 am to
Dude... shes 70. even if shes had a lot of work to keep things in place, its not worth it.

I know its going to be easy... but surely you can find something closer to your age that would be easy as well. No need in going 70!

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 8:16 am to
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Should I? Or should I not? I hear older ladies are freaky freaky.


slightly intrigued by this, and you're much more than a puss and a dumbass for not hitting that like a gangsta jackal on a baby seal instead of coming here asking what should I do like a punk arse bitch

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Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
21868 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 8:17 am to
I hope her son , grandson or nephew run up on you making your move. You will get fricked all right... fricked up
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80825 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 8:18 am to
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I have a 70 year old neighbor....what should I do?
Het her to teach you how Louisiana's jungle primary works.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 8:46 am to
So she's your neighbor, is 70 years old, and you know some of her family.


A lot of red flags to indicating this to be a very bad idea.


But if banging a 70 year old is a bucket list item for you, go for it.
Posted by redfish99
B.R.
Member since Aug 2007
19759 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 8:55 am to
I’ve done it. Def go for it. She’ll be best you’ve ever had.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
6163 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 8:57 am to
Just do it. Have sex and don’t care.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 8:59 am to
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Oh, and I'm 12 by the way.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39236 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 9:05 am to
Probably fake but it is your God given duty to make this woman feel like the old whore she wants to be
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61710 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 9:07 am to
I don’t care about the age.

Don’t ever ever screw your neighbor. Do you really want her to talk to your next girlfriend about the times you two used to hook up.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 9:46 am to
Haven't read the whole thing but get yourself a gummer if it hasn't been suggested.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 9:54 am to
Ben Franklin taught me it's the last place a woman dries up.
Posted by CP3forMVP
Member since Nov 2010
16082 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 10:14 am to
I don't have anything to add to this conversation, but I'm bumping it just because it belongs on the first page of the OT.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77695 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 10:16 am to
Does she have a garden hose?
Posted by carlysstiger
Southeast Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
526 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 11:09 am to
How would you describe her looks?
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9665 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 7:26 pm to
Bang her. She will like it and you don’t have to worry about the drama afterward. Sex is good.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47709 posts
Posted on 10/14/19 at 8:23 pm to
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Morning Hangit.


Hey Tidal. I had to leave early this morning but got that coffee in.
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