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re: I have a 70 year old neighbor....what should I do?
Posted on 10/14/19 at 2:55 am to 187undercover
Posted on 10/14/19 at 2:55 am to 187undercover
I've seen this subplot in a movie once. That movie was Grandma's Boy
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Posted on 10/14/19 at 3:17 am to WaterLink
Be sure to use plenty of oil, because that old catcher's mitt has probably long since dried up.
Posted on 10/14/19 at 3:19 am to 187undercover
go ahead just know that when you go to town she will be farting the whole time 
Posted on 10/14/19 at 3:56 am to 187undercover
You going to need a can of pussy shrink.
Posted on 10/14/19 at 4:26 am to 187undercover
Posted on 10/14/19 at 4:39 am to Mr Clean
Clean, I speak my mind man.
Life is stranger than fiction. Her son and daughter would kill me
Life is stranger than fiction. Her son and daughter would kill me
Posted on 10/14/19 at 4:41 am to 187undercover
Dude.She's got kids older than you.
She may turn you down.Then no more good neighbor.
She may turn you down.Then no more good neighbor.
This post was edited on 10/14/19 at 4:51 am
Posted on 10/14/19 at 4:50 am to tidalmouse
If so she needs to stop talking
Why do you think I haven't tried anything? Exactly your point.
She is making it worse with all the compliments and having me over for 3 hours talking and watching tv a couple of times.
Why do you think I haven't tried anything? Exactly your point.
She is making it worse with all the compliments and having me over for 3 hours talking and watching tv a couple of times.
This post was edited on 10/14/19 at 4:51 am
Posted on 10/14/19 at 4:51 am to 187undercover
56 is the oldest I’ve gone
Posted on 10/14/19 at 4:53 am to 187undercover
I'm 58.She's fair game.
I've yet to see a silver beaver.
eta: Is she touching you?
70 year old women love to talk.They love to play host.
I've yet to see a silver beaver.
eta: Is she touching you?
70 year old women love to talk.They love to play host.
This post was edited on 10/14/19 at 4:59 am
Posted on 10/14/19 at 4:57 am to tidalmouse
Give her a full body massage, with oil. If it moves, you will know what to do next. Her hubby that died had a mule. Prepare to disappoint.
This post was edited on 10/14/19 at 4:58 am
Posted on 10/14/19 at 4:59 am to Hangit
Morning Hangit.
Posted on 10/14/19 at 5:08 am to 187undercover
Gay
Posted on 10/14/19 at 5:17 am to 187undercover
Make it happen.
You can always sell the house if it’s bad.
You can always sell the house if it’s bad.
Posted on 10/14/19 at 5:37 am to 187undercover
Well, she may put it on you like you have never had before, go for it, and yeah, Details
Posted on 10/14/19 at 5:58 am to 187undercover
You should have banged her properly twice by now. You started this thread almost eight hours ago.
Posted on 10/14/19 at 6:03 am to tiggerthetooth
quote:
What a 70 year old looks like with clothes on is not even close to what she looks like without clothes on.
The same can go for many younger women,too.
Posted on 10/14/19 at 6:09 am to dbeck
quote:Arky logic on display here.
Wrap it up. She might have 70 years worth of STDs.
For the normal world, we consider that sexual encounters start at the earliest in adolescence.
OP: Make her year, consider alcohol & dim lighting as your allies in this endeavor.
Posted on 10/14/19 at 6:12 am to 187undercover
Are you sure she’s not just a lonely old lady who likes cooking for people?
Posted on 10/14/19 at 6:14 am to 187undercover
quote:
She Always comments on my body and how I've become so muscular.
A whole fake story all for this not so subtle brag?
This post was edited on 10/14/19 at 6:15 am
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