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re: I have a 70 year old neighbor....what should I do?
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:45 pm to 187undercover
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:45 pm to 187undercover
Something to consider if you can win her favor. Sweet old ladies on Medicare get all the best drugs from the doctor
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Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:45 pm to 187undercover
Nice halfass try at humor.
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:46 pm to 187undercover
OP reporting back to us in a week...
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:48 pm to 187undercover
Christie Brinkley is 65, but I'm pretty sure she is sacrificing virgins to Satan or drinking the blood of children to maintain her looks, in addition to having a very talented plastic surgeon.
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:48 pm to 187undercover
Go for it. I'm currently fricking a 77 yo former model (I'm 78), and the sex is fantastic.
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:50 pm to tiggerthetooth
It isn't fake.
It is legit and I am always afraid one of you baws could figure who I am out when I post some things like this.
But it is real.
Her husband died 10 years ago. She is beautiful. And she gets along great. Works outside and all.
I know some of her family well, so that is the reason why I haven't tried anything. She has shared that is why men don't make moves on her because of her kids and family.
So I have not done anything even when she has me over.
But I want her bad.
It is legit and I am always afraid one of you baws could figure who I am out when I post some things like this.
But it is real.
Her husband died 10 years ago. She is beautiful. And she gets along great. Works outside and all.
I know some of her family well, so that is the reason why I haven't tried anything. She has shared that is why men don't make moves on her because of her kids and family.
So I have not done anything even when she has me over.
But I want her bad.
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:53 pm to 187undercover
What a 70 year old looks like with clothes on is not even close to what she looks like without clothes on.
We may be reading about you in the newspaper.
We may be reading about you in the newspaper.
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:55 pm to 187undercover
quote:
I have a 70 year old neighbor
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She wants the D badly. Badly badly.
quote:
I want her bad.
quote:
what should I do?
Well, son... When a man and a woman are attracted to one another...
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:56 pm to blueridgeTiger
quote:I don't believe you. But if you are telling the truth, I nominate this as post of the week.
I'm 78
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:56 pm to 187undercover
I vote you smash it. 
Posted on 10/13/19 at 11:01 pm to 187undercover
Do you think she wants a relationship? Living next door is kind of killer to the deal.
Just get things straight before anything happens...
Just get things straight before anything happens...
Posted on 10/13/19 at 11:02 pm to bhtigerfan
absolutely smash it. just a few notes though. 1) old ladies smell like medicated hand lotion 2) they can't see after they get ready for bed 3) only a handful in this world still groom down there 4) despite the new fad of coconut oil, nothing beats old fashioned KY.
I expect a full report after the deed is done. Make us proud sir.
I expect a full report after the deed is done. Make us proud sir.
Posted on 10/13/19 at 11:10 pm to Lou
quote:Yeah, we’re definitely gonna need all the gory details.
I expect a full report after the deed is done.
Posted on 10/13/19 at 11:14 pm to 187undercover
It'd make for one hell of a story...
Posted on 10/14/19 at 12:13 am to 187undercover
Gotta do what you gotta do to bust a nut
Posted on 10/14/19 at 1:27 am to 187undercover
You know you want to know what 1940s vagina tastes like
Posted on 10/14/19 at 1:30 am to 187undercover
piihb
Posted on 10/14/19 at 2:44 am to 187undercover
Might as well
Posted on 10/14/19 at 2:48 am to 187undercover
OP, Learn to suck your own dick. Better yet let her remover her dentures and gum you D to death.
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