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I have a 70 year old neighbor....what should I do?

Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:34 pm
Posted by 187undercover
Member since May 2019
1538 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:34 pm
She wants the D badly. Badly badly.

She is strikingly attractive for her age and a beauty.

She Always comments on my body and how I've become so muscular.

Should I? Or should I not? I hear older ladies are freaky freaky.

I'm tempted to invite her over for some dinner. She is Sophia Loren type beautiful too. She shares everything with me just about.

What does the board say?

Oh, and I'm 37 by the way.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61289 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:35 pm to
Post pics or fake as frick.

Youd probably break her osteoporosis bones.
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:35 pm to
Stay off her lawn.
Posted by Mason Dixon Swine
West Finger
Member since Jan 2019
2602 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:35 pm to
Send her BooKrewe's way
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4000 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:35 pm to
Bring some lube.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8174 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:36 pm to
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27381 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:36 pm to
Disgusting
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:36 pm to
See if she can still get pregnant
Posted by deathinthedelta
Member since Oct 2014
311 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:36 pm to
Unless you a fig, beat the breaks off that bish. Piece you turn down is a piece you don’t get
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43575 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:37 pm to
How much money does she have?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:37 pm to
Wrap it up. She might have 70 years worth of STDs.
Posted by slinger1317
Northshore
Member since Sep 2005
5858 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:38 pm to
If your single and she’s decent, take your shot. You only live once man, get all the pussy you can while you still can.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66948 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:38 pm to
70? Aw hell naw
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:38 pm to
You couldn’t handle her
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62812 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:39 pm to
You're barely outside the 1/2 your age+7 rule. She should only fool around with 42 years and up.
Just go for it
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37655 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:39 pm to
quote:

What does the board say?



Go for it
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:40 pm to
You could probably get her to suck your dick after anal

This could be epic
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33116 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:41 pm to
She’s probably saggy as hell
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18055 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:44 pm to
To quote Seinfeld, “If I’m dating an old person, she better be so vibrant she’s spinning”
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8108 posts
Posted on 10/13/19 at 10:44 pm to
This guy has to be trolling. A 70 year-old woman, bro?
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