- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: I am convinced my wife and daughters sell our toilet paper
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:30 am to toosleaux
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:30 am to toosleaux
quote:
It’s the only explanation for going through this much. I do not understand it
If you boys had to wipe your dick off every time you took a piss or if you bled out of it every month, your toilet paper consumption would increase.
3
Posted on 10/9/18 at 2:13 am to Hangit
quote:
Wives teach daughters to wrap their hand in TP until it is roughly the size of a catcher's mitt. That's where it goes.
I have to agree with this. Dudes with one ply may get a little shite on their hands but girls go 10X that amount unnecessarily to avoid the chance
Posted on 10/9/18 at 4:28 am to OKellsBells
Men almost always have to wipe a drop or two of urine off the toilet seat or floor, so that evens it out. It's almost impossible to use the bathroom without having a drop or two fall astray.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 4:56 am to toosleaux
My 2 year old has streamlined the process and just throws the entire roll into the toilet
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:15 am to olgoi khorkhoi
I legit got so tired of picking up tp on the way home every two days that I now buy those jumbo public bathroom rolls in bulk. One of those giant sons of bitches lasts a week. It is pretty funny hearing them bang that 5 pound block of tp around the bathroom.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:26 am to toosleaux
I know...when I was a bachelor, a roll could last me months. As soon as a woman was around for a lot, it was like they eat the stuff. Why can’t they just learn to use 2-3 squares a wipe? I get the good stuff for this reason.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:43 am to toosleaux
Need to keep a secret stash and let them fend for themselves
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:46 am to toosleaux
Posted on 10/9/18 at 9:11 am to fallguy_1978
quote:
It's like wiping a marker sometimes
Nice reference
This post was edited on 10/9/18 at 9:12 am
Posted on 10/9/18 at 9:15 am to toosleaux
I live alone and mostly dump at work. Four pack of TP will last me over a month
Posted on 10/9/18 at 10:08 am to toosleaux
Charmin is the best because everybody poops. 3 squares is all you need.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 10:11 am to toosleaux
quote:
It’s the only explanation for going through this much. I do not understand it. I know I can’t be the only one.
Get two brands stocked in each bathroom. Tell them bitches the cheap stuff is for the cooter, good stuff's for the pooter.
This post was edited on 10/9/18 at 10:12 am
Posted on 10/9/18 at 10:17 am to White Bear
quote:Women wipe when they pee. And many aren't shy about peeing in front of friends.
did you watch her take a dump or what?
Posted on 10/9/18 at 10:21 am to toosleaux
I am legitimately convinced that women eat toilet paper.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 10:32 am to toosleaux
They don’t fold. Tend to wad and wipe which uses so much excess tp.
Also. The roll should come off top to bottom. You fricking heathens that put it on upside down should be drawn and quartered.
Also. The roll should come off top to bottom. You fricking heathens that put it on upside down should be drawn and quartered.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 10:49 am to toosleaux
My SO goes through a roll in about 2-3 days. I don't understand how it's possible.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 11:06 am to toosleaux
Buy the single ply camper rated stuff.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 11:18 am to OKellsBells
quote:
If you boys had to wipe your dick off every time you took a piss or if you bled out of it every month, your toilet paper consumption would increase.
I shite more, and need more tp for the clean up. If I had to wipe my dick it would take 1 square.
Also, women go to the bathroom like crazy. It's fricking insane the amount if times I see women get up and go to the bathroom. I might pee once at work, if that. They are going 7-8 times just at work.
This post was edited on 10/9/18 at 11:24 am
Posted on 10/9/18 at 11:20 am to danilo
quote:
live alone and mostly dump at work. Four pack of TP will last me over a month
Haha. when I'm running low, I make sure I take one last one before I leave work so I'm good for the night.
Page 4 of 5
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News