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I am convinced my wife and daughters sell our toilet paper
Posted on 10/8/18 at 6:57 pm
Posted on 10/8/18 at 6:57 pm
It’s the only explanation for going through this much. I do not understand it. I know I can’t be the only one.
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Posted on 10/8/18 at 6:57 pm to toosleaux
Pics of wife.
Pics of daughters...
Pics of daughters...
Posted on 10/8/18 at 6:58 pm to toosleaux
They're toilet papering people's houses.
Buy the cheapo Scott brand until they learn their lesson.
Buy the cheapo Scott brand until they learn their lesson.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 6:59 pm to toosleaux
Stop buying the 50 ply quilt kind.
I think my parents still have an origin pack of Scots TP from the early nineties. That shite is like 40k sheets a roll and thin as frick.
I think my parents still have an origin pack of Scots TP from the early nineties. That shite is like 40k sheets a roll and thin as frick.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 6:59 pm to toosleaux
They use it to catch all the excess baby batter dripping out their vaginas.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 6:59 pm to toosleaux
Scott 1 ply goat
Lasts forever
And easiest on your plumbing
Lasts forever
And easiest on your plumbing
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:00 pm to toosleaux
Women use 98% of toilet paper.
Fact.
Fact.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:00 pm to BigPerm30
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They use it to catch all the excess baby batter dripping out their vaginas.
Damn, dude!
That's sexy as hell.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:02 pm to toosleaux
Yep. I just made the choice to switch to Angel Soft. The amount of money we were spending on the Quilted Northern really pissed me off when I was sent to get a pack after work along with some milk. I had no idea how much the shite cost because I don't do the shopping for that kind of stuff.
So I picked up a 4 pack of the Angel Soft double rolls for 2 dollars. Told the wife and daughter it better last through the weekend. It didn't. WTF?
So I picked up a 4 pack of the Angel Soft double rolls for 2 dollars. Told the wife and daughter it better last through the weekend. It didn't. WTF?
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:04 pm to toosleaux
How old are your daughters?
Not meaning to gross you out, but they might be using it to wrap up used pads or tampons before putting them in the trash.
Not meaning to gross you out, but they might be using it to wrap up used pads or tampons before putting them in the trash.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:04 pm to Pectus
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Pics of daughters...
Odds are that they are underage
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:05 pm to toosleaux
That’s why my wife gets the cheap stuff
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:06 pm to jeff5891
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Odds are that they are underage
Then I shall cast my dibstones.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:07 pm to yellowfin
I don’t skimp on TP
This post was edited on 10/8/18 at 7:11 pm
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:08 pm to toosleaux
Whoever they are selling it probably also has a bunch of ketchup and milk.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:11 pm to toosleaux
I'm about a quarter of a roll guy. It's like wiping a marker sometimes 
This post was edited on 10/8/18 at 7:43 pm
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:11 pm to toosleaux
Show them this Facebook Video
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:11 pm to toosleaux
you got to buy the super rolls like in public toilets. 6 mile rolls will last almost a week.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:18 pm to toosleaux
My wife drives me crazy with that shite. I always make sure I have two cases of 36 roll toilet paper from Costco.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:20 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Same here. Went to Costco the other day. We have like 70 rolls of Charmin toilet paper right now.
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