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re: I am convinced my wife and daughters sell our toilet paper
Posted on 10/8/18 at 8:03 pm to fallguy_1978
Posted on 10/8/18 at 8:03 pm to fallguy_1978
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I guess urinals are a bitch for you?
You can beat it, slap it or slam it against the wall but when you put it in your pants the last drop is going to fall.
Haha
I make it work.. just can't have too many people around or it looks odd...
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Posted on 10/8/18 at 8:07 pm to Dam Guide
Posted on 10/8/18 at 8:08 pm to BigPerm30
BigPerm going hard
Posted on 10/8/18 at 8:10 pm to toosleaux
Never understood it.
Plus more baby wipes than a hospital nursery uses.
Lets not talk about filling up trash cans.
It has to be a mission from birth.
Plus more baby wipes than a hospital nursery uses.
Lets not talk about filling up trash cans.
It has to be a mission from birth.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 8:13 pm to lsunurse
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Not really that big a mystery.
At least not for someone that knows everything.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 8:16 pm to toosleaux
My ex had it down to a science. Yank on roll, let it spin into a nice soft pillow, pat the pussy twice and throw in toilet. About a fourth of the roll per piss. No idea what happened when she shits because it was like Chernobyl in there...burn it to the ground.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 8:54 pm to toosleaux
For planning purposes the rule is one roll per female per day.
One roll per male per week.
One roll per male per week.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 8:55 pm to toosleaux
It’s insane how fricking expensive TP is
Posted on 10/8/18 at 9:51 pm to toosleaux
What are you feeding them
Posted on 10/8/18 at 9:57 pm to toosleaux
I buy the bulk costco brand
Posted on 10/8/18 at 9:59 pm to toosleaux
TEll them women to drip dry and use 1 ply
Posted on 10/8/18 at 10:02 pm to lsunurse
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Women need toilet paper every single time they go to the bathroom. Including when they pee. Men don't. So therefore...women use more toilet paper. And...as someone else mentioned...we sometimes use it to wrap up used bloody tampons if we aren't allowed to flush them.
This shows that you don't understand much about what men need when they go to the bathroom. Lol
There is almost always a drop or two that falls on the toilet seat or the floor which you have to use toilet paper to clean up.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 10:03 pm to Shalimar Sid
Do they still make 1 ply?
Posted on 10/8/18 at 10:04 pm to toosleaux
My ex girlfriend's best friend used to wrap the toilet paper around her hand about 5 times and then use it.
Jesus it irritated the hell out of me.
They also wrap tampons and stuff in it. It's incredible how fast women go through toilet paper.
Jesus it irritated the hell out of me.
They also wrap tampons and stuff in it. It's incredible how fast women go through toilet paper.
This post was edited on 10/8/18 at 10:08 pm
Posted on 10/8/18 at 10:09 pm to georgia
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Members mark from sams.
As soft as the charmin stuff, and 45 rolls only cost $19. We buy toilet paper 2x a year.
Do you ever notice that the Members Mark toilet paper is "dusty?". I get all this airborne white particles when I open a pack.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 10:24 pm to Eightballjacket
I don’t notice it when I open it, but the shelf that I keep the spare rolls on in my bathroom usually have it on them when i put new rolls up. Probably helps keep your arse extra dry.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 10:27 pm to toosleaux
I steal that John Wane from the office. Use too much of that and you're bleeding.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 10:28 pm to ReauxlTide222
quote:did you watch her take a dump or what?
My ex girlfriend's best friend used to wrap the toilet paper around her hand about 5 times and then use it.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 11:09 pm to toosleaux
It's not a mystery. They wipe their asses with a raven's nest size hand full of tp. Bought tp constantly whenever I found it at a discount somewhere.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 11:16 pm to IAmNERD
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So I picked up a 4 pack of the Angel Soft double rolls for 2 dollars. Told the wife and daughter it better last through the weekend. It didn't. WTF?
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IAmNERD
CONFIRMED
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