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re: I am convinced my wife and daughters sell our toilet paper

Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:21 pm to
Posted by georgia
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:21 pm to
Members mark from sams.
As soft as the charmin stuff, and 45 rolls only cost $19. We buy toilet paper 2x a year.
This post was edited on 10/8/18 at 7:24 pm
Posted by 9001
Pools closed
Member since Jul 2017
2087 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:21 pm to
I used to sell our snacks, drinks, chips and my dad's popcorn at the neighborhood pool as a kid. Made bank.

Never TP. Then again, I've never been poor so I don't know the struggle you face. Nor do I fricking care, peasant.
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
7868 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:22 pm to
stuffing they bras?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
91107 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:27 pm to
Would you rather your wife have a dirty butthole?
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129058 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:32 pm to
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I do not understand it.


Women need toilet paper every single time they go to the bathroom. Including when they pee. Men don't. So therefore...women use more toilet paper. And...as someone else mentioned...we sometimes use it to wrap up used bloody tampons if we aren't allowed to flush them.


Not really that big a mystery.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21680 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:37 pm to
Amazon Subscribe and Save.

You can subscribe to toilet paper. The UPS man brings a case every other month.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9540 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

Including when they pee. Men don't.





Such a misconception...
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21680 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

I don’t skimp on TP

Nor anti-antiperspirant.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15558 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

Women need toilet paper every single time they go to the bathroom. Including when they pee. Men don't. So therefore...women use more toilet paper. And...as someone else mentioned...we sometimes use it to wrap up used bloody tampons if we aren't allowed to flush them. Not really that big a mystery.


You don’t pee enough to account for that much usage. I have a toddler daughter and help her take care of learning to wipe. I can get the same size pack and make it last at least 10x longer at home than my wife and I will use it for various things besides poop wiping.

Where does the TP go?

Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:43 pm to
That either
Posted by Shiftyplus1
Regret nothing that made you smile
Member since Oct 2005
13392 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:48 pm to
Women go through TP like real men go through truck nuts.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48878 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:54 pm to
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So I picked up a 4 pack of the Angel Soft double rolls for 2 dollars. Told the wife and daughter it better last through the weekend. It didn't. WTF?



I hope they start wiping their arse on your sheets you cheap frick.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39412 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:56 pm to
Wives teach daughters to wrap their hand in TP until it is roughly the size of a catcher's mitt. That's where it goes.
Posted by jdaute2
lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2012
1816 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:57 pm to
I got the charmin button from amazon. Push it and a box of TP is there the next day. Prime baby.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
49023 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

Including when they pee. Men don't


Such a misconception...

You wipe your peen after you pee?
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9540 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 8:00 pm to
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You wipe your peen after you pee?


Nope you gotta squeeze it into it.. saves from shaking 30 seconds or having dribble in your pants.
Posted by GRIZZ
PRAIRIEVILLE
Member since Nov 2009
5364 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 8:01 pm to
Buy single ply. They are gonna pull about 3 to 4 feet per wipe regardless of ply. May as well get single. It's the most cost effective play.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119771 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 8:02 pm to
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Members mark from sams.
As soft as the charmin stuff, and 45 rolls only cost $19. We buy toilet paper 2x a year.


This right here.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
49023 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

Nope you gotta squeeze it into it.. saves from shaking 30 seconds or having dribble in your pants

I guess urinals are a bitch for you?

You can beat it, slap it or slam it against the wall but when you put it in your pants the last drop is going to fall.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18663 posts
Posted on 10/8/18 at 8:02 pm to
Do y'all have a cat? How many?

This might be the problem:
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