re: I am convinced my wife and daughters sell our toilet paper

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If you boys had to wipe your dick off every time you took a piss or if you bled out of it every month, your toilet paper consumption would increase.

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Sure it would increase... but we are talking about a 10:1 difference in usage between men and women.

As others pointed out, my experience growing up and in my current household is that most women tend to roll around the hand or bunch it all up when they wipe. My wife and young daughters all do the bunch thing, and I swear its like its hardwired into females.

I just make sure I keep buying up toilet paper stocks to offset the paper losses in my house.