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re: Human lifespans: people DON'T live significantly longer now than ancients.

Posted on 11/2/15 at 11:07 am to
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
38388 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 11:07 am to
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Ok so you're telling ALL OF THIS just fricking happened randomly?


Not randomly. It is every easily explained in an elementary science text book.
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12489 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 11:10 am to
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How else would it have formed?

Wow. If you can't see the hand of God when it's staring you right in the face then I worry for you. I hope your erosion gives you comfort when you come face to face with your creator on Judgement Day
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61732 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 11:11 am to
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I know a couple of 90+ fellows who are happy to be alive


Yeah, but that is just when you are leaving. You should see em try to OD when they see you coming.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21849 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 11:12 am to
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I know there was no "Great Flood", either.


Actually the Black Sea wasn't always there. Lots of archaeologist are starting to speculate if the Bosporus Strait failing gave way to the Noah story.

I don't expect you to know these things.

LINK
Posted by Bayou Sam
Istanbul
Member since Aug 2009
5921 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 11:23 am to
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Your also a democrat so you obviously have some problems in your life.


You know how I know you've got problems in your life? You assume people have "problems in their lives' because they belong to a particular political party.
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 11:51 am to
The Mesopotamian flood

You don't know that there wasn't a great flood. How could anyone possibly know that?
Posted by Rex
Here, there, and nowhere
Member since Sep 2004
66001 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 11:55 am to
The Black Sea event was not a global flood.

I am quite familiar with all the apologist nonsense, thank you very much.
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 11:56 am to
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Your also a democrat so you obviously have some problems in your life.


YOU'RE...not your.
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12555 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 12:00 pm to
This thread is full of butthurt
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35542 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 12:01 pm to
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No... I aced calculus and Quantitative Methods because I don't know how averages work.


and I aced this downvoting contest--mark me down for a nice even 50 on this one.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20651 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 12:11 pm to
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around 900 years old? I think Noah or someone else from the Bible lived to be around 600. Sounds like we're living a lot shorter time today.



Some of the old Sumerian guys liked to be 35, 40,000 years old.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 12:14 pm to
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Some of the old Sumerian guys liked to be 35, 40,000 years old.


Not sure where the bible talks about Sumerian guys, might wanna check your facts on that one.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20651 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 12:17 pm to
It does. Several times.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
40184 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 12:21 pm to
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Human lifespans: people DON'T live significantly longer now than ancients.
We just live longer ON AVERAGE.

Thought you might like to know.


No shite, Sherlock. Has anyone ever alleged that human lifespans have increased? Clearly, it's life expectancies which have been greatly extended.

Christ, you're arrogant.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 12:24 pm to
Nope, sorry pal you're just wrong on this one. Maybe if you get into the older Jewy parts, they might mention something but not in the correct part of the bible.
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 11/2/15 at 12:54 pm to
This is good satire.
Posted by Lokistale
Member since Aug 2013
1355 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 1:01 pm to
How's this news?

People in the past can live just as long as people now, just that most people in the past on average die much younger age.

When the life span is quoted as 35-40 years old, it is not literal... people in the past were not dropping dead as soon as they hit 35-40 years old.

Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
92381 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 1:03 pm to
What an entertaining thread
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 1:15 pm to
Well, most forms of cancer do take a while to kill......

Not all, but most.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62207 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 1:51 pm to
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Didn't Methuselah live to be around 900 years old?


969 if I remember correctly.
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