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How to spot basic bitches

Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:53 am
Posted by CaptainPanic
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25582 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:53 am
If you SO participates in 2 or more of the following, she's a wet noodle:

1. Brunch
2. Golden Doodles
3. Pumpkin Spice Lattes
4. Floppy sun hats
5. Subscription to Rodan & Fields
6. Xanax Prescription
7. Boomerang app on Instagram

What else?

Additions:

1. Essential Oils
2. Mid-sized SUVs
3. "Live Laugh Love" signs in house
4. YASSS
5. Denim jackets
6. White converses
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 10:02 am
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:53 am to
My wife has none of those.

ETA. Yes T08 I’m married to a woman.
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 9:54 am
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:53 am to
quote:

If you SO participates in 2 or more of the following, she's a wet noodle:

1. Brunch
2. Golden Doodles
3. Pumpkin Spice Lattes
4. Floppy sun hats
5. Subscription to Rodan & Fields
6. Xanax Prescription
7. Boomerang app on Instagram

What else?


Drives a Range Rover
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76780 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:53 am to
cool, i'm safe. no check marks
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86725 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:53 am to
quote:

1. Brunch


quote:

4. Floppy sun hats



welp

Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79816 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:54 am to
What's wrong with basic bitches?

Easiest to get the combination on.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117170 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:54 am to
None of those for Mrs. udtiger
Posted by HeadyBrosevelt
the Verde River
Member since Jan 2013
21591 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:55 am to
Essential Oils
SUVs
New Future album
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
7414 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:55 am to
There are days my wife just skips the basic part.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:56 am to
Brunch and golden doodles are awesome. The rest are meh.

My wife is 1/7 on that.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:56 am to
Well I eat brunch and am on instagram. I guess I'm a basic bitch.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:56 am to
quote:

cool, i'm safe. no check marks


quote:

None of those for Mrs. udtiger


Not even brunch? Call me skeptical.
Posted by TheWiz
Third World, LA
Member since Aug 2007
11893 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:57 am to
quote:

1. Brunch


I fuggin love brunch. Consider me basic.
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:57 am to
quote:

Brunch and golden doodles are awesome
Didn't you work at Whole Foods?


Interesting...

Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79816 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:58 am to
frick, the right situation and I am 3 on this list.

Brunch, frick yeah.
Floppy sun hat, hell yeah if I'm outside.
Golden doodles, dont have one, but who doesnt like dogs.
Posted by swamplynx
Lake Chuck
Member since Oct 2014
1277 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:58 am to
pushing some sort of pyramid scheme on social media.

Especially that bullshite Unique shite. No one wants to watch you put make up on.... unless your shirt is coming off at the same time.
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13915 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:58 am to
quote:

What else?

uses flowery crown filter in profile picture, has t shirts with script sayings like "but first coffee" and "namaste in bed", post no less than 1 status a week about how they're dying to curl up with a bottle of wine and watch disney movies for like 20 hours straight tag a bestie who NEEDS this YASS....should I go on???
Posted by D011ahbi11
Member since Jun 2007
13692 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:59 am to
Pics with flat tummy tea on IG
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:59 am to
Oh thank god! I only like one of those. Though floppy hats would do a better job shielding my face at horse shows than normal hats.


Aspy is not a basic bitch
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 10:01 am
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:59 am to
quote:

YASS
nailed it
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