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How to spot basic bitches
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:53 am
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:53 am
If you SO participates in 2 or more of the following, she's a wet noodle:
1. Brunch
2. Golden Doodles
3. Pumpkin Spice Lattes
4. Floppy sun hats
5. Subscription to Rodan & Fields
6. Xanax Prescription
7. Boomerang app on Instagram
What else?
Additions:
1. Essential Oils
2. Mid-sized SUVs
3. "Live Laugh Love" signs in house
4. YASSS
5. Denim jackets
6. White converses
1. Brunch
2. Golden Doodles
3. Pumpkin Spice Lattes
4. Floppy sun hats
5. Subscription to Rodan & Fields
6. Xanax Prescription
7. Boomerang app on Instagram
What else?
Additions:
1. Essential Oils
2. Mid-sized SUVs
3. "Live Laugh Love" signs in house
4. YASSS
5. Denim jackets
6. White converses
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 10:02 am
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:53 am to CaptainPanic
My wife has none of those.
ETA. Yes T08 I’m married to a woman.
ETA. Yes T08 I’m married to a woman.
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 9:54 am
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:53 am to CaptainPanic
quote:
If you SO participates in 2 or more of the following, she's a wet noodle:
1. Brunch
2. Golden Doodles
3. Pumpkin Spice Lattes
4. Floppy sun hats
5. Subscription to Rodan & Fields
6. Xanax Prescription
7. Boomerang app on Instagram
What else?
Drives a Range Rover
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:53 am to CaptainPanic
cool, i'm safe. no check marks
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:53 am to CaptainPanic
quote:
1. Brunch
quote:
4. Floppy sun hats
welp
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:54 am to CaptainPanic
What's wrong with basic bitches?
Easiest to get the combination on.
Easiest to get the combination on.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:54 am to CaptainPanic
None of those for Mrs. udtiger
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:55 am to udtiger
Essential Oils
SUVs
New Future album
SUVs
New Future album
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:55 am to fightin tigers
There are days my wife just skips the basic part.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:56 am to CaptainPanic
Brunch and golden doodles are awesome. The rest are meh.
My wife is 1/7 on that.
My wife is 1/7 on that.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:56 am to CaptainPanic
Well I eat brunch and am on instagram. I guess I'm a basic bitch.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:56 am to udtiger
quote:
cool, i'm safe. no check marks
quote:
None of those for Mrs. udtiger
Not even brunch? Call me skeptical.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:57 am to CaptainPanic
quote:
1. Brunch
I fuggin love brunch. Consider me basic.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:57 am to TH03
quote:Didn't you work at Whole Foods?
Brunch and golden doodles are awesome
Interesting...
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:58 am to TH03
frick, the right situation and I am 3 on this list.
Brunch, frick yeah.
Floppy sun hat, hell yeah if I'm outside.
Golden doodles, dont have one, but who doesnt like dogs.
Brunch, frick yeah.
Floppy sun hat, hell yeah if I'm outside.
Golden doodles, dont have one, but who doesnt like dogs.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:58 am to CaptainPanic
pushing some sort of pyramid scheme on social media.
Especially that bullshite Unique shite. No one wants to watch you put make up on.... unless your shirt is coming off at the same time.
Especially that bullshite Unique shite. No one wants to watch you put make up on.... unless your shirt is coming off at the same time.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:58 am to CaptainPanic
quote:
What else?
uses flowery crown filter in profile picture, has t shirts with script sayings like "but first coffee" and "namaste in bed", post no less than 1 status a week about how they're dying to curl up with a bottle of wine and watch disney movies for like 20 hours straight tag a bestie who NEEDS this YASS....should I go on???
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:59 am to CaptainPanic
Pics with flat tummy tea on IG
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:59 am to CaptainPanic
Oh thank god! I only like one of those. Though floppy hats would do a better job shielding my face at horse shows than normal hats.
Aspy is not a basic bitch
Aspy is not a basic bitch
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 10:01 am
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:59 am to scott8811
quote:nailed it
YASS
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