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re: How to spot basic bitches
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:47 am to Pettifogger
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:47 am to Pettifogger
this reminds me of one of the most cringe worthy people I've ever worked with. She's in her late 30's and still carries around a planner that has "girl boss" in sparkly script on it.

Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:48 am to CaptainPanic
So you are recommending going gay?
Because 99.9999% of women aged 22 to 40 do at least a few a those things.
And who cares as long as the sandwiches are made?
Bitches worry about bitches.
Because 99.9999% of women aged 22 to 40 do at least a few a those things.
And who cares as long as the sandwiches are made?
Bitches worry about bitches.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:48 am to donRANDOMnumbers
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Too expensive for a basic bitch
Nope. Drive around bocage or some other fancy neighborhood in BR, all the early to mid 30 stay-at-home moms drive this or the midsize Mercedes SUV. I called my sister out for this just the other day.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:48 am to CaptainPanic
Lilly Pulitzer
Posts like “3 loves: Jesus, pizza, and the Vols”
Obsession with Mexican
Netflix
Posts like “3 loves: Jesus, pizza, and the Vols”
Obsession with Mexican
Netflix
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:48 am to TH03
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Not even brunch? Call me skeptical.
Nope.
Daughter on the other hand...
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:49 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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Posts like “3 loves: Jesus, pizza, and the Vols”
Obsession with Mexican
Netflix
What the hell, I'll swipe right. Surely she can't be that bad.
Yes, she can.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:50 am to CaptainPanic
Script initials sticker on the back of said mid-size SUV.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:51 am to tgrbaitn08
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Damn, how she do that!?
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 10:52 am
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:52 am to LouisianaLady
Insta Magic
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 10:53 am
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:53 am to tgrbaitn08
Pics of legs
Caption: "My happy place"
Like Destin is some little secret this girl discovered
Caption: "My happy place"
Like Destin is some little secret this girl discovered
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:54 am to CaptainPanic
Who doesn't eat/like brunch?
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:56 am to CaptainPanic
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If you SO participates in 2 or more of the following, she's a wet noodle:
1. Brunch
2. Golden Doodles
3. Pumpkin Spice Lattes
4. Floppy sun hats
5. Subscription to Rodan & Fields
6. Xanax Prescription
7. Boomerang app on Instagram
What else?
Additions:
1. Essential Oils
2. Mid-sized SUVs
3. "Live Laugh Love" signs in house
4. YASSS
5. Denim jackets
6. White converses
This post reads like the jilted gay friend of their group.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:57 am to CaptainPanic
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7. Boomerang app on Instagram
I don't know why, but I hate this more than just about anything else in the world.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:59 am to LSUBoo
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I don't know why, but I hate this more than just about anything else in the world.

This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 11:00 am
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:59 am to RedFoxx
In fact, has script initials on now less than 3 items she's carrying or wearing at any given time.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:02 am to tgrbaitn08
3 out of 9 of those things 
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 11:06 am
Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:08 am to Lester Earl
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coach purse/michael kors watch
Coach bags and MK watches/bags have been passe for a while now. I’m wondering how long Tori Burch can last.
Women are funny in that they feel compelled to constantly chase trends that change every few months. What a grind. My sister is a pseudo-hipster who lives in San Francisco. We talk every day but trying to keep up with her interests and perspectives is borderline impossible. She’s stylish af though
Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:10 am to Pecker
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Women are funny in that they feel compelled to constantly chase trends that change every few months.
It's so nice being a guy.
I can buy some cargo shorts, a few Columbia polos, and some crocs and be in style year round.
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