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re: How to spot basic bitches

Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:47 am to
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13915 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:47 am to
this reminds me of one of the most cringe worthy people I've ever worked with. She's in her late 30's and still carries around a planner that has "girl boss" in sparkly script on it.
Posted by tigahbruh
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
2864 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:48 am to
So you are recommending going gay?
Because 99.9999% of women aged 22 to 40 do at least a few a those things.
And who cares as long as the sandwiches are made?
Bitches worry about bitches.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:48 am to
quote:

Too expensive for a basic bitch


Nope. Drive around bocage or some other fancy neighborhood in BR, all the early to mid 30 stay-at-home moms drive this or the midsize Mercedes SUV. I called my sister out for this just the other day.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14914 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:48 am to
Lilly Pulitzer

Posts like “3 loves: Jesus, pizza, and the Vols”

Obsession with Mexican

Netflix
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117170 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:48 am to
quote:

Not even brunch? Call me skeptical.


Nope.

Daughter on the other hand...
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56772 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:49 am to
quote:

Posts like “3 loves: Jesus, pizza, and the Vols”

Obsession with Mexican

Netflix


What the hell, I'll swipe right. Surely she can't be that bad.

Yes, she can.
Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6825 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:50 am to
Script initials sticker on the back of said mid-size SUV.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:50 am to
#hotdogsorlegs



Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83165 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:51 am to
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Damn, how she do that!?
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 10:52 am
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:52 am to
Insta Magic
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 10:53 am
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87746 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:53 am to
Pics of legs

Caption: "My happy place"

Like Destin is some little secret this girl discovered
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
7284 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:54 am to
Who doesn't eat/like brunch?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:56 am to
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:56 am to
quote:

If you SO participates in 2 or more of the following, she's a wet noodle:

1. Brunch
2. Golden Doodles
3. Pumpkin Spice Lattes
4. Floppy sun hats
5. Subscription to Rodan & Fields
6. Xanax Prescription
7. Boomerang app on Instagram

What else?

Additions:

1. Essential Oils
2. Mid-sized SUVs
3. "Live Laugh Love" signs in house
4. YASSS
5. Denim jackets
6. White converses



This post reads like the jilted gay friend of their group.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104455 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:57 am to
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7. Boomerang app on Instagram


I don't know why, but I hate this more than just about anything else in the world.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:59 am to
quote:

I don't know why, but I hate this more than just about anything else in the world.






This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 11:00 am
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13915 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:59 am to
In fact, has script initials on now less than 3 items she's carrying or wearing at any given time.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:02 am to
3 out of 9 of those things
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 11:06 am
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:08 am to
quote:

coach purse/michael kors watch


Coach bags and MK watches/bags have been passe for a while now. I’m wondering how long Tori Burch can last.

Women are funny in that they feel compelled to constantly chase trends that change every few months. What a grind. My sister is a pseudo-hipster who lives in San Francisco. We talk every day but trying to keep up with her interests and perspectives is borderline impossible. She’s stylish af though
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104455 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:10 am to
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Women are funny in that they feel compelled to constantly chase trends that change every few months.


It's so nice being a guy.

I can buy some cargo shorts, a few Columbia polos, and some crocs and be in style year round.
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