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re: How to spot basic bitches

Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:31 am to
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:31 am to
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It's pronounced YASSSS

I love this thread

yasss is big in The ATL. I feel like it originated in Hotlanta
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35531 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:31 am to
quote:

2. Mid-sized SUVs - Yes 


The only thing close to a mid-sized SUV wife or I've ever owned is an old XJ. That said, I'm about to trade in a car for a V6 AWD Sorrento. And frick all. Baby on the way and 2 dogs. 5000lb towing. I'll be a basic bitch all day long in that beautiful cheap Korean mofo w the top safety pick.
Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:31 am to
Sonic does in fact serve breakfast all day. I'll treat you to a knuckle check, then I'll treat you to a breakfast burrito
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20404 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:32 am to
quote:

she's a wet noodle:

1. Brunch
2. Mid-sized SUVs
3. "Live Laugh Love" signs in house
5. Denim jackets
6. White converses



Some of the shite the OT bitches about is amazing. Brunch is a bad thing?
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:32 am to
quote:

Xanax Prescription


She start that after you got married?


I couldn’t see committing to spend the rest of my life with someone that has to take a pill to be normal
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:35 am to
quote:

Brunch is a bad thing?
There's a lot of people in here sensitive about Brunch. Just because you like brunch doesn't mean you're a basic bitch. But if you're a basic bitch, you 100% love brunch.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:35 am to
Don’t be jealous, bro.
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:36 am to
quote:

yasss is big in The ATL. I feel like it originated in Hotlanta
Ampersand restaurants are a basic bitch magnet. See Charleston's list:


Sorghum & Salt
Ice & Pan
Caviar & Bananas
Butcher & Bee
Mercantile & Mash
Tavern & Table
Pancito & Lefty
Dog & Duck
Swig & Swine
Ink N Ivy
Stems & Skins
Grace & Grit
Butcher & the Boar
Hen & The Goat
Wood & Grain
Baker & the Farmer
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:38 am to
quote:

Ampersand restaurants are a basic bitch magnet. See Charleston's list:


This also applies to boutiques
Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6825 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:39 am to
quote:

Brunch is a bad thing?


I love brunch. I love everything about it:

Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83165 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:39 am to
Maaaaaan

First one and last one. Brunch and white Converse.

shite - And I drive a mid sized SUV.
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 10:41 am
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:41 am to
One of my Wine brands runs the Yass Queen Instagram page. It’s 100% what this thread is about. They make white girl rose.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:42 am to
quote:

There's a lot of people in here sensitive about Brunch. Just because you like brunch doesn't mean you're a basic bitch. But if you're a basic bitch, you 100% love brunch.



The big difference is the basic bitches use terms like brunching or brunch club to describe it. Or use the term adulting to describe the phenomenon that they are out of bed before noon on a weekend
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:42 am to
I think I’m lucky there. I drive a small one. Just big enough to fit my saddle in the back.

If we start including makeup subscriptions I’m fricked.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:42 am to
quote:

Ampersand restaurants are a basic bitch magnet. See Charleston's list:


Fake pizza obsession is for basic bitches
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:42 am to
quote:

ETA. Yes T08 I’m married to a woman.

Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
291655 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:44 am to
-posting pictures of yourself with a snap chat filter

-daily social media posts

-coach purse/michael kors watch

-gender reveals

-taking a picture in front of the "i love you so much" sign in Austin
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:45 am to
quote:

taking a picture in front of the "i love you so much" sign in Austin
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:45 am to
Or the B _ G sign in Dallas where you make it spell BIG.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83165 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:47 am to
quote:

pushing some sort of pyramid scheme on social media.



This isn't just basic. This is pretty ethically fricked. I have zero tolerance for MLMs.
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