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re: How to spot basic bitches
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:59 am to CaptainPanic
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:59 am to CaptainPanic
Blue jean jackets
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:59 am to CaptainPanic
quote:you missed the easiest one. White converses
How to spot basic bitches
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:00 am to CaptainPanic
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Didn't you work at Whole Foods?
No.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:00 am to BrohemAlem11
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uses flowery crown filter in profile picture, has t shirts with script sayings like "but first coffee" and "namaste in bed", post no less than 1 status a week about how they're dying to curl up with a bottle of wine and watch disney movies for like 20 hours straight tag a bestie who NEEDS this YASS....should I go on???
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:01 am to CaptainPanic
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1. Brunch
frick you
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:02 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Blue jean jackets
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White converses
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:06 am to TheDrunkenTigah
Yeah, brunch really shouldn’t be included. Everyone loves brunch.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:06 am to CaptainPanic
Constant parade of cringe with these girls. It's dumb when they're 22, it's hilariously sad when they're 33 and questioning why they aren't married yet.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:08 am to CaptainPanic
I'll let you in on a secret passed down for generations: every woman is a bitch. Some just hide it better than others.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:08 am to Pettifogger
That is pretty sad
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:09 am to CaptainPanic
All that sounds like general women shite that men generally just chalk up as women shite and thus shite we don’t worry about.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:09 am to Aspercel
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Everyone loves brunch.
You're a miserable son of a bitch if you can't find joy in eggs benedict and day drinking.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:10 am to CaptainPanic
Response thread?
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:10 am to Pettifogger
Jesus Christ. 
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:12 am to PrivatePublic
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I'll let you in on a secret passed down for generations: every woman is a bitch. Some just hide it better than others.
It's not about them being bitches
It's that they're robots in the social media age, and they're in a self-destruction cycle. They whine about men (publicly) because it's a basic thing to do and the other basic girls reinforce them with "YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL" and "HOT MAMA" and no dude wants them precisely because they behave like that and have dumb friends who reinforce it.
I want to get a grant to study these women. I feel with the right backing I could be a leading expert on this social phenomenon.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:12 am to CaptainPanic
Was a solid no before the additions.
1. Essential Oils - Yes
2. Mid-sized SUVs - Yes
3. "Live Laugh Love" signs in house - Used to before they "broke" during our move a couple of years ago. Odd that they were the only thing in that box that seemed to be broken in half
1. Essential Oils - Yes
2. Mid-sized SUVs - Yes
3. "Live Laugh Love" signs in house - Used to before they "broke" during our move a couple of years ago. Odd that they were the only thing in that box that seemed to be broken in half
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:12 am to Salmon
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quote:
1. Brunch
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4. Floppy sun hats
welp
I was going to say the same. What's wrong with brunch? It's basically breakfast for alcoholics
And floppy sun hats? By the pool or at the beach, yes. Otherwise, eh.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:13 am to CaptainPanic
i only know what 1, 2 and 6 even are. and 1 would be the only thing wife participates in. as do i.
i guess i know what you are saying though: the stupid obsession with an estrogen-and-sugar soaked "Sunday Funday." yes, that makes me want to puke.
but our brunches are more just coincidental with the time of day we happen to eat at a restaurant that offers a brunch menu. i might go out of my way for a commander's jazz brunch or the like, but that's about it.
i guess i know what you are saying though: the stupid obsession with an estrogen-and-sugar soaked "Sunday Funday." yes, that makes me want to puke.
but our brunches are more just coincidental with the time of day we happen to eat at a restaurant that offers a brunch menu. i might go out of my way for a commander's jazz brunch or the like, but that's about it.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:14 am to Pettifogger
Thank god my wife is nothing like that.
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 10:14 am
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:15 am to fightin tigers
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What's wrong with basic bitches?
C++ is far superior
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