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re: How to spot basic bitches
Posted on 7/13/18 at 6:42 am to CaptainPanic
Posted on 7/13/18 at 6:42 am to CaptainPanic
quote:
You either live in the bumfrick south or are too old to interact with the general public.
You must live in Cali if you know what all that nonsense means.
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Posted on 7/13/18 at 6:45 am to CaptainPanic
Brunch?
Brunch is awesome.
Brunch is awesome.
Posted on 7/13/18 at 6:46 am to Rebel
quote:
Brunch?
I don’t need a reason to drink at 11 am on a Sunday
Posted on 7/13/18 at 7:08 am to CaptainPanic
Pinterest is the answer you were looking for. Specifically peruses Pinterest but doesn’t actually make anything herself
Posted on 7/13/18 at 7:48 am to CaptainPanic
quote:
1. Brunch
If waking up late and still eating breakfast even though it's really more like lunch time is wrong, I don't want to be right.
quote:
3. "Live Laugh Love" signs in house
Can't argue with this. Shopping for a house now and it's amazing how many people put this stupid shite in their house. I've never really been able to describe what I thought about it, but basic is like a light bulb going off in my head.
Posted on 7/13/18 at 7:52 am to KG6
I like a good brunch, but my god its gotten expensive.
Me and the woman have started making it at my house on sundays and inviting a few friends. You can feed and get 6 people tipsy for like 50 bucks, max.
Every time we go out, its damn near 75 for 2 these days.
edit: forgot to add that the boomerang shite is the stupidest shite I've seen in social media in years. I have no idea why the basics insist on using it constantly. yeah, we know you are drinking fricking wine and watching the fricking bachelor.
Me and the woman have started making it at my house on sundays and inviting a few friends. You can feed and get 6 people tipsy for like 50 bucks, max.
Every time we go out, its damn near 75 for 2 these days.
edit: forgot to add that the boomerang shite is the stupidest shite I've seen in social media in years. I have no idea why the basics insist on using it constantly. yeah, we know you are drinking fricking wine and watching the fricking bachelor.
This post was edited on 7/13/18 at 7:53 am
Posted on 7/13/18 at 8:13 am to YumYum Sauce
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watching the fricking bachelor
Add this to the list.
Posted on 7/13/18 at 8:20 am to Smalls
Initials in pink script on the back glass of a white Nissan Altima
Posted on 7/13/18 at 8:25 am to tgrbaitn08
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I don’t need a reason to drink at 11 am on a Sunday
If there weren’t chicks and figs that were all “omg yass brunch squad goals!” it wouldn’t be a big deal.
Posted on 7/13/18 at 8:27 am to MGP
That’s trailer park bitches you’re thinking of
Posted on 7/13/18 at 8:29 am to TH03
So maybe I'm just ingorant on what a "basic bitch" is, but why would you not want to marry someone that is pretty basic and need a million different things to be happy?
Posted on 7/13/18 at 8:31 am to lsu777
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So maybe I'm just ingorant on what a "basic bitch" is, but why would you not want to marry someone that is pretty basic and need a million different things to be happy?
Basic is an ironic term.
These girls are anything but low maintenance.
Posted on 7/13/18 at 9:25 am to lsu777
quote:
So maybe I'm just ingorant on what a "basic bitch" is, but why would you not want to marry someone that is pretty basic and need a million different things to be happy?
basic = typical, standard, conforming to latest lame arse trends
basic =/= low maintenance
Posted on 7/13/18 at 10:20 am to CaptainPanic
Posted on 7/13/18 at 10:29 am to CaptainPanic
If you consider a Honda Pilot a mid size SUV, then I've got only one of those on the list. And the Pilot was bought as it was the practical choice for our family at the time.
This post was edited on 7/13/18 at 10:30 am
Posted on 7/13/18 at 11:12 am to CaptainPanic
I summarized/edited your list a little. Feel free to copy it in the OP:
1. Brunch
2. Designer Dogs (golden doodles, while appropriate, is too* specific)
3. Pumpkin Spice Lattes
4. Floppy Sun Hats
5. MLM subscription/pusher on social media
6. Xanax Scrip
7. Boomerang app
8. Essential Oils
9. Unnecessary SUV (let's face it, if you've got multiple kids, it's not a terrible thing to have, but if Braden needs a Tahoe...)
10. Inspirational Quotes Around the House
11. "YASSSS"
12. Denim Jackets
13. White Converse
14. "Say it louder for the people in the back" (I view this as the new "YASSSS")
15. "K Baiiii"
16. "Strong Woman" Inspirational Facebook Posts
17. The term "Day Drinking" (Yes, this is a jab at some of you basic bitches in this thread. It's fricking drinking, guys. You don't call it night drinking.)
18. Gender Reveals
19. Daily Social Media Posts
20. Hot Dog Legs
21. Posts Social Media Photos at the Beach of Book Covers You Can Buy at the Airport (50 shades, gone girl, etc.) #bookclub
22. Script T-Shirts (Namaste in bed, etc.)
23. "Besties"
24. Script Initials on Back Glass
1. Brunch
2. Designer Dogs (golden doodles, while appropriate, is too* specific)
3. Pumpkin Spice Lattes
4. Floppy Sun Hats
5. MLM subscription/pusher on social media
6. Xanax Scrip
7. Boomerang app
8. Essential Oils
9. Unnecessary SUV (let's face it, if you've got multiple kids, it's not a terrible thing to have, but if Braden needs a Tahoe...)
10. Inspirational Quotes Around the House
11. "YASSSS"
12. Denim Jackets
13. White Converse
14. "Say it louder for the people in the back" (I view this as the new "YASSSS")
15. "K Baiiii"
16. "Strong Woman" Inspirational Facebook Posts
17. The term "Day Drinking" (Yes, this is a jab at some of you basic bitches in this thread. It's fricking drinking, guys. You don't call it night drinking.)
18. Gender Reveals
19. Daily Social Media Posts
20. Hot Dog Legs
21. Posts Social Media Photos at the Beach of Book Covers You Can Buy at the Airport (50 shades, gone girl, etc.) #bookclub
22. Script T-Shirts (Namaste in bed, etc.)
23. "Besties"
24. Script Initials on Back Glass
This post was edited on 7/13/18 at 11:19 am
Posted on 7/13/18 at 11:17 am to tiger91
quote:
If you consider a Honda Pilot a mid size SUV
I think your pilot is safe. It's too practical and not designer enough.
Posted on 7/13/18 at 11:32 am to Rebel
quote:
Brunch is awesome.
Brunch of losers in this thread
JK, I'm a huge fan of brunch and brinner
Posted on 7/13/18 at 8:54 pm to YumYum Sauce
Well why the frick do y'all use confusing arse words that confuse us old guys? Why not just say "trendy bitch" instead of basic. I mean I'm only 35 and I can't keep with half this shite.
Posted on 7/13/18 at 9:13 pm to CaptainPanic
Wife checks brunch, floppy sun hats, and mid size suv.
Honestly those aren’t really that bad.
I’ll add:
Buys monogrammed necklace on Etsy.
Pre orders collegiate smocked outfits from another basic bitch on Facebook.
Repeats stupid fricking story she heard on Bobby Bones show.
Honestly those aren’t really that bad.
I’ll add:
Buys monogrammed necklace on Etsy.
Pre orders collegiate smocked outfits from another basic bitch on Facebook.
Repeats stupid fricking story she heard on Bobby Bones show.
This post was edited on 7/13/18 at 9:17 pm
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