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re: How to spot basic bitches
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:16 am to CaptainPanic
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:16 am to CaptainPanic
quote:
If you SO participates in 2 or more of the following, she's a wet noodle:
1. Brunch
2. Golden Doodles
3. Pumpkin Spice Lattes
4. Floppy sun hats
5. Subscription to Rodan & Fields
6. Xanax Prescription
7. Boomerang app on Instagram
basic bitch starter kit Need to add Birchbox
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 10:18 am
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:17 am to Pettifogger
quote:
Constant parade of cringe with these girls. It's dumb when they're 22, it's hilariously sad when they're 33 and questioning why they aren't married yet.
THANK YOU. This is one the major reasons I stay off of Facebook.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:18 am to CaptainPanic
Late-model Toyota 4Runner
Posts “a woman’s worth” type shite on FB
Eats Kale
Posts “a woman’s worth” type shite on FB
Eats Kale
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:18 am to CaptainPanic
5 out of 13 
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:18 am to LZ83
No one cares you stupid attention whore
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:19 am to Pecker
(Don’t say ipsy )
)
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:21 am to volod
quote:
THANK YOU. This is one the major reasons I stay off of Facebook.
It's the only reason I get on Facebook
It's my favorite spectator sport
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:21 am to CaptainPanic
quote:
Mid-sized SUVs
Definitely basic. I told my girl to ditch her Q5 for an M4
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:23 am to CaptainPanic
I don’t wanna be friends with people who hate on brunch.
Get Day drunk and eat? Yes please
Get Day drunk and eat? Yes please
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:23 am to rowbear1922
quote:
Drives a Range Rover
Too expensive for a basic bitch.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:23 am to CaptainPanic
What's wrong with brunch?
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:23 am to Pettifogger
quote:
It's the only reason I get on Facebook
this phenomenon is more IG though
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:23 am to More beer please
quote:It's pronounced YASSSS
Yes please
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:25 am to Tester1216
quote:
BellaTigre18
Did you forget your login? Banned?
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:26 am to CaptainPanic
I’ll fight anyone that doesn’t like brunch
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:27 am to yellowfin
Personally, I'd rather eat breakfast at every meal.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:27 am to Salmon
quote:
this phenomenon is more IG though
My IG friends are far, far better, probably because they're all from college or post college, and they post stuff like pictures of their family in Hong Kong or whatever.
Meanwhile, on Facebook where I have a couple hundred HS-era contacts, it's endless recipe videos, MLMs and "I'M A MOM DID YOU KNOW I GAVE BIRTH TO A CHILD #mommyneedsavacay" posts.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:28 am to WoWyHi
Sonic serve breakfast?
Cause you can meet me there
Cause you can meet me there
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:29 am to yellowfin
Da frick is wrong with brunch? Everybody likes eggs benedict and bloody marys
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 10:30 am
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:29 am to CaptainPanic
1. Brunch
2. Golden Doodles
3. Pumpkin Spice Lattes
4. Floppy sun hats
5. Subscription to Rodan & Fields
6. Xanax Prescription
7. Boomerang app on Instagram
What else?
Additions:
1. Essential Oils
2. Mid-sized SUVs
3. "Live Laugh Love" signs in house
4. YASSS
5. Denim jackets
6. White converses
My wife checks off only 5 of these. This list is crap. She is definitely a bitch.
ETA: I missed the 2 or more part. I retract my last statement. This list is accurate.
2. Golden Doodles
3. Pumpkin Spice Lattes
4. Floppy sun hats
5. Subscription to Rodan & Fields
6. Xanax Prescription
7. Boomerang app on Instagram
What else?
Additions:
1. Essential Oils
2. Mid-sized SUVs
3. "Live Laugh Love" signs in house
4. YASSS
5. Denim jackets
6. White converses
My wife checks off only 5 of these. This list is crap. She is definitely a bitch.
ETA: I missed the 2 or more part. I retract my last statement. This list is accurate.
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 10:31 am
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