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re: How to go about hooking up with hot neighbor?
Posted on 4/10/17 at 9:38 pm to Chiefagain
Posted on 4/10/17 at 9:38 pm to Chiefagain
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just sit on your couch with the blinds open and start beating it. she'll come around eventually.
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Posted on 4/10/17 at 9:38 pm to philly444
If goldennugget has taught us anything it's that you have to stop caring. Just ignore her and she'll fall in love with you.
Posted on 4/10/17 at 9:40 pm to philly444
I raise your OT 8 and say I have two OT 7's who are married living next door 
I've been trying to figure out to make that happen since they moved in. Wife would not be on board though 
One of these days they are gonna need a little seed planted and I hope I'm the guy.
I've been trying to figure out to make that happen since they moved in. Wife would not be on board though One of these days they are gonna need a little seed planted and I hope I'm the guy.
This post was edited on 4/10/17 at 10:38 pm
Posted on 4/10/17 at 9:41 pm to sweetwaterbilly
if you ever want to hook up with hot women you can't be afraid to fail. yes you will fail and yes it will put you in some awkward arse situations but you get used to it and even come to embrace it. shite I met my fiancee when she came over to my house with her best friend who i was sleeping with. I could have lost both lol.' But my fiancee is much hotter than the girl I was sleeping with, smarter and we clicked instantly and I knew it was a chance I had to take. She left to go buy some drugs and when she left her and I made the decision to tell her friend like, we're good lol we're going to sit here tongiht and get to know each other you can go lol.
Posted on 4/10/17 at 9:47 pm to philly444
Never did my neighbor. Just can't see that ending well if/when it dies down.
I did my friends neighbor for a while. It ended weird. But I didn't have to see her daily, they did. I still owe him.
ETA: go with old faithful. Just say to her, I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Then the awkward pause, and follow it with, houses you perverted tramp. Get your head out of the gutter.
I did my friends neighbor for a while. It ended weird. But I didn't have to see her daily, they did. I still owe him.
ETA: go with old faithful. Just say to her, I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Then the awkward pause, and follow it with, houses you perverted tramp. Get your head out of the gutter.
This post was edited on 4/10/17 at 9:50 pm
Posted on 4/10/17 at 9:50 pm to philly444
Chicks like attention and compliments. Tell her you like her feet.
This post was edited on 4/10/17 at 10:09 pm
Posted on 4/10/17 at 9:50 pm to philly444
Ask her if she needs help with the raccoons under her trailer.
Posted on 4/10/17 at 9:52 pm to philly444
If you have so little game you have to come here to ask then you have no shot.
Posted on 4/10/17 at 9:52 pm to philly444
Need more info. Both of you are single?
Do you live in a house or an apartment?
Do you live in a house or an apartment?
Posted on 4/10/17 at 9:52 pm to vengeanceofrain
Is the fiancé the one the sold the bunk H?
Posted on 4/10/17 at 9:52 pm to philly444
The misses wasn't too happy when the neighbor started banging on my door one night saying she left her phone at my house and I wasnt answering her calls..
Posted on 4/10/17 at 9:54 pm to philly444
If there is a fence between yards just buy a trampoline. Then you would bounce on it with your dick hanging out of your pants. She will see you and come over to bounce with you..... Thank me later... 
Posted on 4/10/17 at 10:02 pm to philly444
Go rent a lab puppy and retriever puppy and go play with those little frickers in her front yard, she'll be tearing your clothes off before you make it to the porch.
Posted on 4/10/17 at 10:08 pm to philly444
Go to a meeting of your local fascist organization for advice
Posted on 4/10/17 at 10:18 pm to philly444
sonny boy, get your willy yew buy dont start dying for thirst you lil punko.
Posted on 4/10/17 at 10:28 pm to philly444
Walk over with a plate of Meatball spaghetti, bitches love spaghetti.
Posted on 4/10/17 at 10:37 pm to philly444
I'm pretty certain I speak for the consensus when I say
Pics or GTFO
Pics or GTFO
Posted on 4/10/17 at 10:42 pm to vengeanceofrain
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She left to go buy some drugs
For fricks sake man. It's not hard to go out on a limb and proposition a crack whore. She'll suck your dick for a cigarette.
Posted on 4/10/17 at 10:45 pm to philly444
Ask Jesse from Breaking Bad
Posted on 4/10/17 at 11:14 pm to philly444
Put a telescope in an open window so she'll know you are interested.
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