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re: How to go about hooking up with hot neighbor?
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:59 am to goldennugget
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:59 am to goldennugget
quote:She'll have you over there doing all sorts of crazy crap like hanging pictures and moving furniture and then tell you she has a boyfriend that is in a village in a 3rd world country with Peace Corps.
Same situation as you. She probably isn't an 8, but closer to a 7. She lives across the hall. Have come across her a couple of times in the morning as I am walking back up the stairs from the gym and she is heading down the stairs to walk her dog
I have not introduced myself yet but will the next time I see her. She has just said good morning to me a couple times.
Next time I see her I will simply introduce myself, make a little small talk, then get a phone number and invite her over and take it from there. Keep the conversation extremely short and logistic driven, leave her wanting more. The key to getting a new girl to want to see you again is to end the conversation on a really high note, almost like a TV show ends a season on a cliff hanger, to where she wants more. If you spill everything out in your interaction she won't be too intrigued.
Be patient. Wait until your paths cross naturally to talk to her and escalate, don't force anything.
If it fails oh well. It's only weird if you make it weird. I've been rejected by women many times that I have had to face again and I act like its no big deal.
I've never been involved with a neighbor before so it could be viewed as close to shitting where you eat, but I am eager to see what comes of it. Will keep you updated.
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Posted on 4/11/17 at 11:02 am to vengeanceofrain
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shite I met my fiancee when she came over to my house with her best friend who i was sleeping with.
You're such a pimp. shite!
Posted on 4/11/17 at 11:09 am to goldennugget
quote:
Same situation as you. She probably isn't an 8, but closer to a 7. She lives across the hall. Have come across her a couple of times in the morning as I am walking back up the stairs from the gym and she is heading down the stairs to walk her dog
I have not introduced myself yet but will the next time I see her. She has just said good morning to me a couple times.
Next time I see her I will simply introduce myself, make a little small talk, then get a phone number and invite her over and take it from there. Keep the conversation extremely short and logistic driven, leave her wanting more. The key to getting a new girl to want to see you again is to end the conversation on a really high note, almost like a TV show ends a season on a cliff hanger, to where she wants more. If you spill everything out in your interaction she won't be too intrigued.
Be patient. Wait until your paths cross naturally to talk to her and escalate, don't force anything.
If it fails oh well. It's only weird if you make it weird. I've been rejected by women many times that I have had to face again and I act like its no big deal.
I've never been involved with a neighbor before so it could be viewed as close to shitting where you eat, but I am eager to see what comes of it. Will keep you updated.
You need a TV show for shite like this
Posted on 4/11/17 at 12:10 pm to Freezus22
quote:That would be great. It could be a Hook Up Artist type show with nothing but fails
You need a TV show for shite like this
Posted on 4/11/17 at 12:19 pm to MontyFranklyn
He can't have a TV show on account of all the Joooos! in the entertainment biz.
Posted on 4/11/17 at 12:40 pm to MontyFranklyn
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She'll have you over there doing all sorts of crazy crap like hanging pictures and moving furniture and then tell you she has a boyfriend that is in a village in a 3rd world country with Peace Corps.
Nope
No investment unless she earns it
Even then I will never help a woman move, ever, unless she is an LTR, even then its up in the air
I have put zero effort into her so far. She tells me good morning and I just say good morning back, thats it.
Posted on 4/11/17 at 1:19 pm to goldennugget
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She tells me good morning and I just say good morning back
nothing wrong with that, but not every time you see her. Gotta have a little convo with her every so often. Even if it lasts a minute, you're one step closer to getting inside her pants
Posted on 4/11/17 at 1:55 pm to MontyFranklyn
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That would be great. It could be a Hook Up Artist type show with nothing but fails
Posted on 4/11/17 at 2:04 pm to PrivatePublic
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Posted by PrivatePublic on 4/10/17 at 9:32 pm to philly444 It's 2017. Knock on her door and ask her if she wants to have sex.
If she says no, she's anti-feminist
If she says yes, it's rape.
Confusing times we live in these days
Posted on 4/11/17 at 2:13 pm to goldennugget
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Nope
No investment unless she earns it
Even then I will never help a woman move, ever, unless she is an LTR, even then its up in the air
I have put zero effort into her so far. She tells me good morning and I just say good morning back, thats it.
So you would be a shitty neighbor just to preserve what you perceive to be your alpha image?
Posted on 4/11/17 at 2:26 pm to philly444
You miss all the shots you never take bro.
Posted on 4/11/17 at 2:32 pm to Abadeebadaba
Pardon me but would you like to borrow a cup of DICK!!!
Posted on 4/11/17 at 2:42 pm to Tigeralum2008
Assuming y'all are both college age..have a small crawfish boil or little pregame partying before going out with a group of friends...ask her if she doesn't have anything going on to come by. Even if she doesn't come you still started the process and let her know "hey this guy is interested."
Posted on 4/11/17 at 2:59 pm to philly444
You just have to instill a "what am I missing out on" craving in this girl. You need to quickly go out and find, meet, date, whirlwind court and marry an OT 9.
This will guaretee a response from the 8. When she shows up at your door with a misty look in her eyes dressed provacitavly, you can make your move!
Good luck baw.
This will guaretee a response from the 8. When she shows up at your door with a misty look in her eyes dressed provacitavly, you can make your move!
Good luck baw.
Posted on 4/11/17 at 3:04 pm to philly444
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OT 8 lives next door to me.
DO NOT DO IT!!!
Did it twice. It will not end well
Posted on 4/11/17 at 3:58 pm to vengeanceofrain
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when you see her tell her she's hot and you want to take her out.how hard is that
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