re: How to go about hooking up with hot neighbor?

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OT 8 lives next door to me

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i mean if you're going to make a claim like this.. you need to come with proof.

Place a semi ridgid object down your pants and ask if he carpet and curtains match.

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just sit on your couch with the blinds open and start beating it. she'll come around eventually.

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That's how I hooked up with my wife.









After going by seeing her flicking that bean for a few days I was hooked. Been married 20 years and counting.

Order a vibrator in her name to your address. When the package arrives, open, remove the sales receipt, carry to her door and knock. When she answers, tell her the package had your address on it and you didn't see her name until you opened it. Apologize, hand her the package and turn around to leave. She'll be knocking on your door in a minute asking if you had any other details.

Now you both have something to laugh about together when you see her. "You received anymore unsolicited items lately?" The ice has been broken. The rest is up to you.

Same situation as you. She probably isn't an 8, but closer to a 7. She lives across the hall. Have come across her a couple of times in the morning as I am walking back up the stairs from the gym and she is heading down the stairs to walk her dog

I have not introduced myself yet but will the next time I see her. She has just said good morning to me a couple times.

Next time I see her I will simply introduce myself, make a little small talk, then get a phone number and invite her over and take it from there. Keep the conversation extremely short and logistic driven, leave her wanting more. The key to getting a new girl to want to see you again is to end the conversation on a really high note, almost like a TV show ends a season on a cliff hanger, to where she wants more. If you spill everything out in your interaction she won't be too intrigued.

Be patient. Wait until your paths cross naturally to talk to her and escalate, don't force anything.

If it fails oh well. It's only weird if you make it weird. I've been rejected by women many times that I have had to face again and I act like its no big deal.

I've never been involved with a neighbor before so it could be viewed as close to shitting where you eat, but I am eager to see what comes of it. Will keep you updated.

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Next time I see her I will simply introduce myself, make a little small talk, then get a phone number and invite her over and take it from there

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You overthink shite like this way too much

I banged my neighbor once but I waited until I moved first, which turned out to be the right move

If I had to put that much effort into getting laid I'm either buying hookers or joining the cloth.

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If I had to put that much effort into getting laid I'm either buying hookers or joining the cloth.

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Since we're getting into fishing season, drop off some fresh fish when you come back. It's an innocent gesture that will break the ice. From then on you just need some game.

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that's actually a pretty smart play.

I was gonna suggest the next time you see her one evening, tell her you're cooking up some barbecue or steaks and invite her over to hang out. Have some Bourbon or wine at the ready.

If you ever host a crawfish boil, that'll work as well.