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re: How to go about hooking up with hot neighbor?

Posted on 4/10/17 at 11:20 pm to
Posted by Dead End
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
21237 posts
Posted on 4/10/17 at 11:20 pm to
quote:

hmmm...delicate situation..better post pics in order to get a fair assessment



The bitch OP can't post pics BC he's making it up on the fly.
Posted by Superior Pariah
Member since Jun 2009
8457 posts
Posted on 4/10/17 at 11:28 pm to
Don't do it. I fricked a coworker.. things went badly.. now I'm screwed because I have to work with her every day. It sucks bad
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61540 posts
Posted on 4/10/17 at 11:33 pm to
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when you see her tell her she's hot and you want to take her out.how hard is that
dont say "hot" tho
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
12407 posts
Posted on 4/10/17 at 11:35 pm to
I'm sure you know what a hot chick looks like
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48860 posts
Posted on 4/10/17 at 11:38 pm to
If she hasn't already come to you and started to flirt, you have no chance unless you get her drunk, but then you're in jail for rape...

Don't choose rape unless you want to go to a federal pound you in the arse prison.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61540 posts
Posted on 4/10/17 at 11:38 pm to
quote:

If she hasn't already come to you and started to flirt, you have no chance
well that's just not true
Posted by zatetic
Member since Nov 2015
5677 posts
Posted on 4/10/17 at 11:39 pm to
Ask her for some sugar. Depending on her personality there are different avenues to be had with the conversation. If you puss out you at least may have some more sugar.
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48860 posts
Posted on 4/10/17 at 11:43 pm to
For the OP it is, especially if she is an OT8.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 1:56 am to
Trillhog the shite out of her.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98692 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 6:44 am to
Tell her you really liked seeing her in lingerie last night. When she asks you how you knew she had lingerie on, just wink and walk away.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33900 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 6:46 am to
quote:

Neighbor

"I'd like to come through your back door"
Posted by marinebioman
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Feb 2005
3396 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 7:02 am to
Shawshank that bitch and dig a tunnel into her house.
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
48737 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 7:11 am to
While your busy talking about it online she's fricking the other neighbor on her other side.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35071 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 7:13 am to
Depends on how long you plan to live there. Not worth it in the long run unless you're looking for a relationship

I did have a buddy in college who was nailing his upstairs neighbor. He would tap on her ceiling with a broom 3 times and she would stomp back. sounded cool for a while at least
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 7:38 am to
Get to know her.

Learn to dance. Ask her over to dance.

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76778 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 7:39 am to
first of all... pics !!

secondly this will end badly for you.
Posted by Lilpickles
Member since Nov 2016
1701 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 7:41 am to
Use " ma'am if your gonna call the cops every time I am in your bushes watching you, this relationship is not going to work out".....
Posted by Big Jim Slade
Member since Oct 2016
6367 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 7:48 am to
"Don't shite where you eat"
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42510 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 7:49 am to
quote:

If goldennugget has taught us anything it's that you have to stop caring. Just ignore her and she'll fall in love with you.


neg her yard style

he you going to trim those bushes? Neighborhood has a certain standard
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 7:51 am to
Have party
Invite hot neighbor
Put moves on hot neighbor
Hold frame
Primal sex
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