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re: How much of a "coonass" are you? Scale of 1-10

Posted on 11/14/16 at 7:35 am to
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
52942 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 7:35 am to
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North Louisiana baw
Posted by TheCurmudgeon
Not where I want to be
Member since Aug 2014
1481 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 7:40 am to
I'm of scottish descent, but always felt "coonass" was a way of life or set of traits more than French lineage.

That being said, I've cleaned deer in the bathtub of a hotel (not a Motel, a Hotel), have shot ducks less than 200 yards from my back door for Christmas dinner, and once ate a chili that I later found out had a hawk and an owl in it. my current truck has 354,000 miles on it (original engine, rebuilt trans).

I think that rates a solid 7 on the coonass scale.
This post was edited on 11/14/16 at 7:42 am
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 7:49 am to
quote:

By parish: avoyelles is pretty high on the coonass scale. Evangeline is slightly behind. I dunno about the down on the bayou ones. Not from dere


Prairie Cajuns>>>>Bayou Cajuns
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25843 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 7:52 am to
Solid 8 here.

I have family buried on the hill near Robinson Canal on the way to Cocodrie. Not a 10 since i don't own a skiff with skimmers.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
16036 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 7:54 am to
I'm from south of I-10 cher' and I wear cut off jeans. Whatever that makes me.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29527 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 7:59 am to
Three of the four names can trace lineage to nova Scotia or st. Domingue.

I speak acadian french, french from marseille, and can understand Haitian patois fairly well.

While I'm 6ft, the average height of my family is about 4 inches shorter. A foot shorter for the women.

One of the biggest things that bothers me about my wife is that while she grew up in raceland, education and travel have made her accent disappear.

Idk, I give myself a 4. I have worn LSU gear in russia, singapore, and dubai, so maybe I'm an 8.
Posted by CypressTrout10
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2016
3123 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 8:01 am to
6.5
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 8:02 am to
Born and raised in Cut Off. At one time I was probably around a 7, but living in North LA for 7 years probably brought that down to a 4.

Lost most of the accent, but can still drink and cook with the best of them.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69574 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 8:03 am to
3- from Baton Rouge, have no accent.
Posted by Midtiger farm
Member since Nov 2014
5935 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 8:06 am to
I'm short , stocky, and have dark skin. I have a slight accent and live south of I-10. 3 of my grandparents have cajun last names. They speak french
I'm college educated as are my parents and aunts and uncles. So I'm probably an 8.5
Posted by jerm
Chalmette, La
Member since Feb 2006
61 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 8:07 am to
I'll say an 8. Grandparents from Golden Meadow. Cajun French was their first language. Parents grew up in Galliano and I grew up in Cut Off. I understand more French than i can speak although my grandpa did teach me to curse pretty fluently in French.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91362 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 8:08 am to
I'm not exactly sure, but I read the title as "How much of a coon arse are you - scale of I-10?“ so that has to count for something.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
15749 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 8:12 am to
5 -> 2 generations removed from Bayou L'Ourse, but I still slum it on the holidays in Addis
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91362 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 8:13 am to
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I've been called a coon associate offshore.


That is one of the more impressive auto corrects you'll ever see.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 8:15 am to
5-7 depending who I'm with
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
9960 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 8:16 am to
quote:

By parish: avoyelles is pretty high on the coonass scale. Evangeline is slightly behind. I dunno about the down on the bayou ones. Not from dere


Prairie Cajuns>>>>Bayou Cajuns


Border line redneck
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 8:17 am to
Ville Platte ain't redneck baw
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
28768 posts
Posted on 11/14/16 at 8:34 am to
I'm 100% arse. Atleast that's what my wife always tells me.
Posted by OntarioTiger
Canada
Member since Nov 2007
2236 posts
Posted on 11/15/16 at 9:27 am to
In LA a 0 but I love to fish and hunt so a +2, have French cdn heritage so there is a distant connection. When I lived in LA I met a guy from coona** from Chauvin who looked identical, it was freaky even my wife was amazed – he was a handsome man ;)
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 11/15/16 at 9:33 am to
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The thing I absolutely hate most? People who wear LSU and Saints gear together like it somehow matches.


Baw.
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