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Posted on 10/24/19 at 5:57 pm to
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 5:57 pm to
1k per day after taxes.

My choice of food, cell phone & smart TV.

Can I have a stocked bar?


You need to give us parameters on this.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29147 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 5:57 pm to
A few thousand at least
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

Two teenagers and a wife, how much do I have to pay you so I can spend a year in solitary?


About $5 worth of shotgun shells.
Posted by GeauxtigersMs36
The coast
Member since Jan 2018
7711 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 5:58 pm to
No way! The mental mind game would mess you up for life. I’m happy with what I have.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27486 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 6:01 pm to
Legit solitary confinement with no chance at interaction with other inmates?

$1 more than my current salary post taxes. It would be like a stress free vacation.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90509 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 6:04 pm to
I’d do it for 7 figures tax free if I get to keep a phone to talk to friends/family, look at porn, and have a cable tv
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90509 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 6:06 pm to
Also do you still get 1 hour of exercise or can you never leave room? Conjugal visits?
Posted by Sweltering Chill
Member since Aug 2017
2150 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 6:08 pm to
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1k per day after taxes.



That actually sounds pretty reasonable.

You’d walk out with $365k ($366k if a leap yr) and be a whole lot closer to retirement if you invest it well.. i’d do that assuming it was miserable, a small cell with very little human contact, 23 hrs a day, no tv.. only books to read, no internet or anything.

If i had creature comforts like tv, laptop, was allowed to work out, have conjugal visits etc- i’d do it for a lot less, probably a couple hundred thousand.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27355 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

A year in solitary confinement??? $130k????



Yes.

quote:

Not trying to be ugly but you can make that at home in your pajamas these days.



Cool. I'll do that, you can deal with all of my responsibilities and cut my grass.
Posted by funnystuff
Member since Nov 2012
8324 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 6:14 pm to
It would have to be enough to sufficiently cover a long, comfortable retirement. Maybe 10-15 million?
Posted by reauxl tigers
Tiger Woods Fan
Member since Aug 2014
7933 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 6:23 pm to
If I had like a racket ball, I'd do it for a couple mil
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 6:26 pm to
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Cool. I'll do that, you can deal with all of my responsibilities and cut my grass.



You going to pay me $130k?
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9130 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 6:54 pm to
quote:

sorry to hear about your wife starting menopause


Lol you must wear the same shoes as I do
Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
12299 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 7:10 pm to
I’m gonna three months prep and 250k after taxes
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
17151 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 7:11 pm to
3,560,000
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 7:41 pm to
I could do it for $1 million.

Add a person that you really can’t stand but can’t kill with no other contact with anyone....shite would get real. I have some in-laws or some celebrities like Rosie O’Donnell that I couldn’t do 1 year for $100 billion.
Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
4301 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 7:54 pm to
There are no perks beyond what a normal inmate in solitary confinement has available to him.
Posted by KingwoodLsuFan
Member since Aug 2008
11447 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 8:46 pm to
Wouldn't do it for anything. That much time alone makes you go mad
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
7851 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 8:48 pm to
Gonna need a nice bed. 10k a day tax free. Cant you at least write letters and receive mail in solitary? I don't need a cellphone to talk to anyone just to play some games on. Can i get a tv or just a radio? I would have to at least listen to the LSU games. BAM! Free vacay. Probably sleep a week solid.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15693 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

. at a maximum security prison?


If you’re in solitary, why would this matter?
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