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re: How much effort are you putting into opening a closed pistachio?

Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:20 pm to
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
3463 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:20 pm to
No effort. Trash.
Posted by Joe_Dirte
The Boot
Member since Feb 2019
801 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:22 pm to
1. None, straight to the discarded shells
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18586 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:24 pm to
Just toss it
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58787 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:24 pm to
Pistachio make Hulk angry

Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
19001 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

1 if I have a whole bag left. 3 if it is my last one.

I think there's some law in the universe that would keep it from being the last one. The last one is always one that looks alright but tastes like decomposed mole rat. You have to immediately proceed to the sink and rinse your mouth out for 6 minutes.
Posted by TopWaterTiger
Lake Charles, LA
Member since May 2006
11187 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:38 pm to
1 or 4, but otherwise not messing with it at all.
Posted by SM1010
Member since Oct 2020
1190 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:46 pm to
I hate opening any kind of pistachio so I buy them already shelled from Costco.
Posted by lnomm34
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
12702 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:47 pm to
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Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
5597 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:50 pm to
1, straight into trash.
Posted by Liberator
Revelation 20:10-12
Member since Jul 2020
9071 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

pliers...I have some in the kitchen....



Time to upgrade that culinary toolbox.

Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
5306 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:50 pm to
1
Posted by Buzz Lightbeer
Member since Feb 2018
1807 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

If it has a slight opening, I'll get a discarded shell and try to pry it open


This is the way.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
33144 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:59 pm to
I’m a damn nut for pistachios.

Survey says…….#2
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11273 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 3:23 pm to
5. Swallow the enclosed pistachio whole.
Posted by BillF
New York, New York
Member since Jan 2006
5738 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 3:29 pm to
It goes straight to the trash. There are plenty more at the store.
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2188 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 4:00 pm to
quote:


How much effort are you putting into opening a closed pistachio?


At least put in mouth, suck salt off, put back in bag.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
34111 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 4:25 pm to
It’s really an in the moment decision for me.
Posted by warm
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2022
118 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 4:33 pm to
I love this topic
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 5/3/24 at 4:34 pm to
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Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
281857 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 4:34 pm to
100%, its now a challenge.
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