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re: How much effort are you putting into opening a closed pistachio?
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:20 pm to Wildcat98USA
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:20 pm to Wildcat98USA
No effort. Trash.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:22 pm to Wildcat98USA
1. None, straight to the discarded shells
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:24 pm to Wildcat98USA
Pistachio make Hulk angry

Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:25 pm to bulletprooftiger
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1 if I have a whole bag left. 3 if it is my last one.
I think there's some law in the universe that would keep it from being the last one. The last one is always one that looks alright but tastes like decomposed mole rat. You have to immediately proceed to the sink and rinse your mouth out for 6 minutes.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:38 pm to Wildcat98USA
1 or 4, but otherwise not messing with it at all.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:46 pm to Wildcat98USA
I hate opening any kind of pistachio so I buy them already shelled from Costco.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:47 pm to Wildcat98USA
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This post was edited on 1/12/25 at 2:48 pm
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:50 pm to Chicken
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pliers...I have some in the kitchen....
Time to upgrade that culinary toolbox.

Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:51 pm to JTM72
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If it has a slight opening, I'll get a discarded shell and try to pry it open
This is the way.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 2:59 pm to Wildcat98USA
I’m a damn nut for pistachios.
Survey says…….#2
Survey says…….#2
Posted on 5/3/24 at 3:23 pm to Wildcat98USA
5. Swallow the enclosed pistachio whole.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 3:29 pm to Wildcat98USA
It goes straight to the trash. There are plenty more at the store.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 4:00 pm to Wildcat98USA
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How much effort are you putting into opening a closed pistachio?
At least put in mouth, suck salt off, put back in bag.

Posted on 5/3/24 at 4:25 pm to Wildcat98USA
It’s really an in the moment decision for me.
Posted on 5/3/24 at 4:34 pm to Wildcat98USA
100%, its now a challenge.
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