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re: How much does an "average" Car Accident Lawyer in Louisiana make per year?

Posted on 5/28/26 at 10:47 am to
Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
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Posted on 5/28/26 at 10:47 am to
I assume the majority of those jagoffs on the billboards are leveraged up to their gills.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22417 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 10:49 am to
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This is why insurance costs so fricking much here and why every time you take to the road in Louisiana, you're playing a pawn in the ghetto lottery. frick people fricking suck so much.

I lived close to DT Baton Rouge before I left for good many years ago. At 7:00 am there would be a line waiting of about 20 people waiting to see a "Chiropractor" for one of the billboard firms. And yes, the Plaintiff's would be wearing shower caps, bathrobes, and fuzzy slippers.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29707 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 10:51 am to
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Car Accident Lawyer in Louisiana


#1 Hire five overweight unemployed turds.

Turd #1 (with 3 other turds in car) pulls out in front of a soccer mom driving a Mercedes, slams on breaks, soccer mom hits car, Turd #5 then plows into soccer mom's car.

All five get out complaining of back/neck injuries.

Lawyer sues insurance company X 5 - $20,000 undisputed = 100K/ Lawyer takes 30% PROFIT

Repeat

Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6386 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 10:51 am to
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. The "middle class" is being removed from car accident PI.


why are they squeezing out the mid level attorneys? I dont know anything about this space and am curious.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
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Posted on 5/28/26 at 11:04 am to
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You can tell the ones who are single because they have the billboards that no wife would let them put up


There's one goober who looks like he took his pic with a flip phone, wearing a dark suit and black shirt with a pair of sunglasses.

It's obvious he's a badass and scares other attorneys.
Posted by GulfSouthTiger
Member since Jun 2025
613 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 11:04 am to
I've dealt with junior associates that make over $300k at some of the big firms
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 5/28/26 at 11:06 am to
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why are they squeezing out the mid level attorneys?


It's not the mid-level attorneys. It's the mid-size firms who may not specialize in PI.

I summarized it somewhat crudely in the prior comment:

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You're either in a huge advertising firm, running on fumes from legacy clients/referrals, or you're out.


Also, funny enough, I kind of summarized this last night in a random poli board thread, after someone said I wasn't a good enough lawyer to get contingency cases ( )

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No that's largely a matter of luck and the landscape has changed too much which makes that much more of an extreme outlier unless you're one of the big advertising firms (who changed the landscape). The market for PI, generally, outside of the major advertisers, is dead. The marketing firms behind it have it down to a science and they have the discounts for major ad/board buys, and the barrier to entry is just too high.

I got out of PI years ago when the writing was on the wall. It's basically lighting money on fire for most attorneys, and many still don't understand that hoping for the white whale.


So when I first got into the industry in 2008-2009, you still had a lot of local firms who did Family, Criminal, Bankruptcy, etc. but could also have a decent PI business. Or you'd have smaller "legacy" PI firms who built their network and client base back in the 70s-90s "The old way". Not huge firms, and they wouldn't make bank unless a death case rolled in that year, but you could sustain a decent living WITHOUT major advertising. Maybe a billboard or sponsoring local teams or buying ads in the local paper, etc.

The big advertising firms have gotten advertising PI down to a science. What to say, how to say it, the graphics, the logos, the geographic targeting of ads, the timing of those ads, etc. You have to invest MASSIVE amounts of money into not just advertising, but the right kind of advertising, to get the clients now. And those firms have moved into areas like where I am at (Lake Charles) in a big way the past 10 years or so.

The clients of those "middle class" firms who used to get 20 PI cases a year aren't even thought of by their own clients now and may get 3-5. This also severely decreases the "luck" in getting the big cases that really push the margins.

The most expensive google advertising is PI for a reason.

The sad stories are those middle class firms who don't have the ability to invest in $100k+/mo in advertising who do invest $25k/mo for a while, thinking they can catch up who end up bankrupting their firm.
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
84645 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 11:10 am to
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Also, why is the number 8 use in all their phone numbers, what's the marketing behind that?


It's number 3 in Alabama:



Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
17189 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 11:22 am to
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40 hour work week is only 2000 hours(factoring in two weeks vacation,) what a bunch of pussies


That’s not how that works. They’re talking about billable hours, not hours working.
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
7193 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 11:26 am to
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Actually, the people who run your case are former insurance adjusters hired by these firms. They’re the ones who mostly deal with the clients. The lawyers essentially do whatever court hearings are needed and conduct the depositions, if needed.


Isn't that what they disbarred E for?
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11163 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 11:31 am to


Jeff Gurerio... Whatever?

LINK
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6386 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 11:34 am to
Thanks for the explanation.

So essentially its near impossible to break into that business now. What did you move into? I have seen your comments previous about how attorney's need to be extremely nervous about AI.

I always found law fascinating. Even considered getting law degree on top of my medical to see what i could do with that lol.
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
6476 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 11:46 am to
There are a bunch, so the average might be lower.

Doesnt take much to make 150k, but you have to land the cases...which has a cost

Some do other areas of law and do side cases until they make a pop
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
38191 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 11:51 am to
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hey hire a bunch of junior associates and they don’t make as much as you would think.


This, if you are just another cog in the machine at Morris Bart, Gordon, etc, you aren’t making shite. The ones who go out in their own do far better.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
477567 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 12:16 pm to
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So essentially its near impossible to break into that business now.

The barrier is high, so it's theoretically possible but you're going to be spending a frick ton of money to do so and I imagine most won't survive.

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What did you move into? I have seen your comments previous about how attorney's need to be extremely nervous about AI.

Areas I feel will be less affected by AI
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