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re: How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise

Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:16 pm to
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7881 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:16 pm to
quote:

Mayo has been gross ever since the day someone thought up the idea.

to each, his own... but go frick yourself too.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41841 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:16 pm to
Mayo was already great, but now that I know it may trigger a liberal arts sky screamer? My arteries may be completely clogged by New Year's Eve.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:17 pm to
Do they put ketchup on turkey sandwiches now?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:17 pm to
Kirkland Mayo is very good.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:18 pm to
Kirkland has some good stuff
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20733 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:19 pm to
If you don’t dip your fries in mayo, you’re doing it wrong.

Ketchup is for kids.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56772 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:21 pm to
What are you, Dutch?
Posted by TX Tiger
at home
Member since Jan 2004
39349 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:22 pm to
Hellman's used to be the GOAT until they changed the formula. Now it taste's like shitty Blue Plate.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17202 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:32 pm to
My brother is 42 and hates mayo. I’m much younger. Love it. The goat of condiments if you ask me. It’s not just mayo that gives people’s issues. White sauces in general. Same folks that hate mayo don’t like sour cream. I just don’t get it.

I feel sorry for anyone that deprives themselves from potato salad.
This post was edited on 8/13/18 at 10:33 pm
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
18310 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:37 pm to
Mayo is Satan’s sperm, I will vomit if I taste anything with mayo
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17202 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 10:39 pm to
Sounds like a personal problem.

More tater salad for me.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49830 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 11:15 pm to
It’s great on fresh tomatoes that’s about it
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 11:19 pm to
I like all these baws hating on mayo, but the prob love ranch. Hypocrites!
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 11:24 pm to
Mayo, yes!!! Blue Plate is my favorite.
Posted by DannyB
Bagram, Afghanistan
Member since Aug 2010
6141 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 1:40 am to
quote:

day after Thanksgiving with leftover turkey on white bread,


I like mayo, but the correct answer here is a good brown mustard.
Posted by TJGator1215
FL/TN
Member since Sep 2011
14174 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 3:33 am to
quote:

Dukes Mayo



The GOAT
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69238 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:54 am to
quote:

She was a women’s and gender studies major in college


Lulz. She should have majored in something useful.

Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
47449 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 5:01 am to
It’s been danced around in here, but the exact reason millennials hate mayo is because it’s white.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20396 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 5:05 am to
All this talk of Millennials and their ridiculous political based choices brought up something I haven’t thought of in years. I had an English teacher in high school my Junior and Senior year. Really nice looking black lady who was super well dressed, drove a Mercedes and well educated (went to USC) who moved to LA from CA for her husbands job. I remember he sold MRI machines to hospitals and made a shite ton of money. They lived in my neighborhood and I got to know them outside of school and always knew there was something off about them which I now realize is that they were ultra liberal. Way ahead of their time. She used to tell me that white people like white food which is why we eat white bread, white rice and mayo. I thought she was just being goofy but now know that she was just an early super SJW.
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143780 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 5:07 am to
quote:

But Miracle Whip is better anyways


Miracle Whip is disgusting shite. And mayo sucks unless it’s Blue Plate
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