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re: How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise

Posted on 8/14/18 at 5:17 am to
Posted by Chadaristic
Member since Jan 2011
41068 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 5:17 am to
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But Miracle Whip is better anyways




Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 5:31 am to
Mayo is good in proper quantities. But if I ask for a spicy chicken sandwich with only mayo, that doesn't mean put enough mayo that I cant tell the rest of the sandwich is there. That type of shite is gross. That's really my only McDonalds guilty pleasure and it gets ruined 80% of the time.

My MIL does that too and it makes me literally gag.....and I like mayo. She'll put like a quarter cup of mayo (not exaggerating) on a burger.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66495 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 7:19 am to
i hate mayo. mostly because fast food places hear a white guy order and proceeds ro put 2" of that shite on my burger
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 7:24 am to
Mayo on any fried food sandwiches is an absolute must.

BK Original Chicken Sandwich, all 1500 calories, is turned into a delicacy with mayo.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 7:29 am to
Mayo is disgusting.

I always laugh at the part in The Whole Nine Yards when Bruce Willis hands back the burger because it has mayo on it.



"I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door."
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61883 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 7:29 am to
Mayo is a condiment, not a sauce or gravy, and that’s how you find it most places you eat. It’s way overdone.
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
7273 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 7:45 am to
I remember being so broke in college that I ate mayonnaise sandwiches for lunch most of my senior year. Sometimes I could afford eggs to put on them.
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 7:46 am to
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Think they know you can't make aioli without mayo?
So completely untrue. I see you have never made a true aioli.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 7:49 am to
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So completely untrue. I see you have never made a true aioli.


I mean, they're incredibly similar. You're talking about a different oil base and garlic being the biggest differences.
This post was edited on 8/14/18 at 7:52 am
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6849 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 7:50 am to
Yeah, but 99% of the aioli out there is made from mayo with other ingredients just plopped in, and not made from scratch with olive oil and garlic and egg yolks.
You must admit that a true aioli is just a fancy way to make mayo.
This post was edited on 8/14/18 at 7:52 am
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 7:50 am to
The things that people create to complain about millennials are absurd.

I got a jar of dukes in the fridge at all times. That shite is the GOAT.

You miracle whip fricks can GTFO.
This post was edited on 8/14/18 at 7:52 am
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74883 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 7:51 am to
Millennials eat it if you call it Aoili.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
70078 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 7:52 am to
Agreed. Mayo is super trashy, but makes most things better, especially fried food. I'm not going to kill millennials for this, though. Even though I like to add mayo to my subs, no way am I having some that has been sitting out all day at Jimmy Johns/Subway/Jersey Mike's/etc.
This post was edited on 8/14/18 at 7:54 am
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17964 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 8:00 am to
Blue Plate is the fricking worst mayo ever produced. Hell great value from walmarks is better than BP. Hellmans and Kraft mayo are the top two. Tried the Dukes, ehh, so so imo. Have to try the one mentioned above, never heard of it.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 8:22 am to
fricking millenials
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17202 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 9:22 am to
I just have to disagree. Dukes is up there, but I don’t understand the hate on blue plate. It’s gotta be original. None of that light shite.

Do all these people hating on mayo eat canes sauce? Because I think they have some in there.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58625 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 9:23 am to
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How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise
oh shut the frick up.
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
10425 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 9:25 am to
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Instead, they’re gobbling up kefir and ajvar and chimichurri and gochujang again.


Thats not all they're gobbling up.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58625 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 9:26 am to
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Think they know you can't make aioli without mayo?
you can make aioli without mayo......the comment was made because aioli is a type of mayo.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 9:31 am to
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Millennials eat it if you call it


Just call anything "hand crafted" or "organic" and they'll love it. It's all about the marketing
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