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re: How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:24 pm to fallguy_1978
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:24 pm to fallguy_1978
Insert gay/sexual joke here, but seriously i hate all white sauces/dips
Alfredo/ranch/blue cheese/mayo, you name it.
Alfredo/ranch/blue cheese/mayo, you name it.
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Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:24 pm to Ryan3232
quote:
And Honey Mustard
That I did not know
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:25 pm to AA77
My dad and sister used to cake mayo on a slice of bread and eat just that. I still have to fight off the urge to hit them if I think about that in their presence.
frick mayonnaise.
Ranch is cool, though.
frick mayonnaise.
Ranch is cool, though.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:26 pm to AA77
Hellmans mayo is so good on sliced tomatoes, canned peaches and canned pineapple rings. And on any sandwich.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:26 pm to dallastiger55
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Insert gay/sexual joke here, but seriously i hate all white sauces/dips
Alfredo/ranch/blue cheese/mayo, you name it
Is your fear of the white sauce tied to any life event?
J/k
Everyone has their weird hangups with food. I hate pickles for some reason. Can't stand the smell of them
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:28 pm to dallastiger55
you have aspergers if you decide whether you like something or not based on the color
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:28 pm to Bullfrog
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canned peaches and canned pineapple rings
You vile human being.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:29 pm to AA77
Vile condiment
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:29 pm to GRTiger
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My dad and sister used to cake mayo on a slice of bread and eat just that.
Fold it over and that's my goto drunk food.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:29 pm to AA77
A Darrell's Special with jalapeno mayo is the tits.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:31 pm to GRTiger
quote:As Elvis said, "I guess you never been po"
My dad and sister used to cake mayo on a slice of bread and eat just that. I still have to fight off the urge to hit them if I think about that in their presence.
Many's the time as a kid I ate a Mayonnaise sandwich and was grateful for it
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:32 pm to AA77
I used to like mayo and still do, but the jizz stories ive heard about it keeps me away.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:32 pm to AA77
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Young people like my daughter somehow seem to have extrapolated this masking function from condiment to culture; for them, mayo quite literally whitewashed America’s immigrants into eating dull food. And newer generations are refusing to meekly fall in line with a culinary heritage that never was theirs. Instead, they’re gobbling up kefir and ajvar and chimichurri and gochujang again.
As a millennial, I have no idea what the hell this crazy person is talking about.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:32 pm to Kafka
I suppose I was as po as my dad and sister.
I still had the decency to eat pickle and mustard foldovers.
I still had the decency to eat pickle and mustard foldovers.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:32 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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Think they know you can't make aioli without mayo?
Probably not and that's the point of my post
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:38 pm to AA77
Mayo has its uses, but I find what drives mayo hate is fast food restaurants that put it on everything (no matter how many times you tell them not to) and always put way too much. A little mayo is good, but too much mayo destroys a sandwich and covers up the flavors of the other ingredients. The problem is that fast food workers don't care or understand, so they always drown every sandwich in mayo. Because people get used to only eating "too much" mayo, they hate it.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:39 pm to AA77
Mayonnaise is one of the greatest condiments of all time.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:40 pm to AA77
Mayo is best on a boiled ham po boy, on a samwich made the day after Thanksgiving with leftover turkey on white bread, and with a creole tomato.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:40 pm to AA77
quote:
Young people like my daughter somehow seem to have extrapolated this masking function from condiment to culture; for them, mayo quite literally whitewashed America’s immigrants into eating dull food.
Posted on 8/13/18 at 9:42 pm to SLafourche07
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I use it so the food is easier to slide down my gullet.
Your BFs twiddly-dink is NOT food.
and that wasnt mayo.
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